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Do we ever find out who the true fist of the north star is?

Exactly.  Hanks is one of history's greatest monsters.

I met him at a wedding in Buffalo a couple weeks ago-pretty nice guy.  Not at all what I would have expected from his movies.

Thanks guys!  That's why I edited the comment to say it doesn't matter if Todd smokes.  Because, for the Nth+1 time, you don't smoke the ricin!  Jeez, people.

Does Todd smoke?

Something something!  The line is something something!

One thing-nobody looked under the car for Jesse?  The very car he was hiding behind?

I am the one who all your emmy are belong to us

Get me Vin Diesel, the Rock and Ludacris.

Judy: “What’s that curry taste?” Monica: “Curry.”
That's gold, Judy!  Gold!

One of cinema's most memorable lines.

Worse, even.

Shitty show, Shitty show
Why are they watching you?

The great thing about Star Wars is that it was a really stupid idea that had no chance of actually working, but that the Soviets really believed we could pull it off.  The bad thing is that we're still spending money on similar ideas and they still don't work.

"According to our research of Georgia and other state lists there were 13 registered sex offenders living in Talbotton as of February 05, 2013.

Why wouold you hate rattlesnakes in particular?  As far as venemous snakes go they're pretty good-they give you a head's up before they try to fang you

Johnny is Boyd's cousin, not his brother.  That's why he always refers to him as cousin Johnny

This Neeson was a good NeesonHe didn't get into an excessive amount of trouble
But it's one thingit's one thingit's one thing

This Neeson was a good NeesonHe didn't get into an excessive amount of trouble
But it's one thingit's one thingit's one thing

Loves America, hates Disney.