@avclub-1e2184e9a38acddfb65b66905ad70f9a:disqus The strangest thing about these oft-repeated lines is that Bethesda had several different voice actors record the same line. It makes no sense.  It wouldn't have conserved any more resources to have them say something different.  
Every general goods shopkeep, for…

@avclub-438f54f8c5a3a6f58ce5a69d37294fe9:disqus I never understood why that meme took off, while the much better "I am sworn to carry your burdens" sat on the meme reject pile.

Where's Wallace, Veronica?

I have, and I do. I've also watched the clip of Coco T's "shoe rap" more times than I care to admit.

Vulgar language does not equal misogyny. But of course, the way these controversies play out is always predictably hilarious. First, a conservative says something misogynistic, racist, homophobic, etc. After a few days doubling down and/or backpedaling, the offending conservative and his supporters respond with a…

Can we work Ice-T into this controversy too so he can also eat a hot bowl of dicks?

@avclub-955d864a62659945cc9434898e275deb:disqus always comes through with a comment that you have to assume is contrarian because of the tone, but which never makes enough sense for you to be sure.

Hell no. Why would George Lucas feel sorry for Jake Lloyd? The kid landed a central role in the greatest film ever made.

Eh. I legitimately feel sorry for this kid. He was cast in a terrible role in a terrible movie at an age when he couldn't possibly understand what he was getting into. I'm sure it ruined any shot he had at a real acting career. And if he makes a little cash by attending Star Wars conventions, I'm not gonna fault him…

Serious question: Is using "acrost" for "across" actually a thing that people do?

For all intensive purposes, your a moran.

He's thinking, "If I, the son of Alan Thicke, can manage to land a beautiful African-American woman as my wife, God is probably okay with two dudes doing it too."

In fairness, Ray Comfort is amazing. Before I bought one, I tossed and turned trying to get to sleep. Now, the soothing comfort rays allow me to fall asleep almost instantly.

Who cares what Kirk Cameron thinks about gay rights. What I want to know is, what does Tina Yothers think about stem cell research?

I don't know what that means but it can't be good.

The first album was good. Sort of a folkier They Might Be Giants. One or two their subsequent albums were decent too, I think, but their latter-day shitiness makes all of it seems awful retroactively.

There was a time, many eons ago, when the Barenaked Ladies were not terrible.

Once you realize he has a small part as an imperiled child in Batman Begins, you'll never be able to appreciate that movie again.

@avclub-246e4d37c3adb08bc86a64abfe71cea8:disqus That is great. I'd like to see a collection of alternate POV character chapters.

More like "Load-or," amirite?