Plus, amazing GOOP tips for the best way to remove honey from your hair.

Plus, amazing GOOP tips for the best way to remove honey from your hair.

Well, for a certain pivotal scene, they're going to need a bunch of shitty musicians, so I guess Coldplay fits the bill.

Well, for a certain pivotal scene, they're going to need a bunch of shitty musicians, so I guess Coldplay fits the bill.

But does he buy the litter box that looks like a potted plant?

But does he buy the litter box that looks like a potted plant?

The UK's nonsensical defamation laws strike again.

The UK's nonsensical defamation laws strike again.

Vomit-inducing trivia: The Offspring album "Smash" is the best-selling independent label album of all time.

Vomit-inducing trivia: The Offspring album "Smash" is the best-selling independent label album of all time.

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I am one of the many assholes who thinks he's funny on Twitter.

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I am one of the many assholes who thinks he's funny on Twitter.

At least that delightful bouncing gentleman in the back is doing his best to cover it up.

What's even worse is that the show in the picture sounds like the most promising of any of the new shows NBC has picked up.

BREAKING: Someone on the Internet thinks that a long-running show should be canceled.

"No, really, stay." *Brett Ratner closes the door*

But how am I supposed to tell that he's a badass rulebreaker if he's not wearing a backwards baseball cap?

Man, these TED Talks are getting really lame.

Walter White can make a bomb out of anything.

I saw Anchorman and Dodgeball at the movie theater back-to-back because my at-the-time girlfriend convinced me to theater hop. Both movies had the same footage of a waterskiing squirrel.