The part you should have paid attention to was my surprisingly semi-popular fake Newt Gingrich account.

All I need now is the ability to comment using my facebook account and a biscuit.

It's really the "Smith" of Internet last names.

Unlikely. It could, however, lead to me picking up more than 3 non-spambot followers, which is maybe a good thing?

At least it's a better name than "Nirnroot Carter."

Whoa. I accidentally commented using my Twitter account instead of my AV Club account. How's it going up there, non-ironic avatar me?

Sean, it's Martin Luther King Day. Go back to bed.

I, for one, saw the Hitler backlash coming from a mile away.

Guy on the internet finds fault with the appearance of an attractive person. Alert the media.

Exactly!!!!!!

Meh. I thought she was pretty bad, but she wasn't anywhere near as bad as that Ke%ha performance from a year or two ago.

Congratulations, you just singled out for ridicule the one good thing about Weeds.

All Showtime shows are either terrible from the get-go or start out good then run out of steam after one season. So, um, good luck Homeland!

My favorite detail about Sack Lunch is that it stars Dabney Coleman.

Where's Community?

You said, "Dad," buddy.

Thank you for reminding me that this is the thing that Stephanie Tanner said.

I hear this criticism a lot. But to me, the show has pretty much consistently maintained the same strengths and weaknesses since day one (with the strengths outweighing the weaknesses).

My favorite episode was that one where they try to fit in with real humans, but mess it up somehow.

I googled "Thomas Roberts" to figure out who he is, and a bunch of shirtless pictures came up. You guys are all my witnesses when I have to explain this to the IT guy, ok?