Everyone everywhere I've ever met: Mother Teresa so great blah blah. Helping people of India blah. Admire her so much *fart*

Fair enough. But the 95 aren't nearly as accessible as they are on Twitter.

I don't think Hitchens would want you sugarcoating his death. If you had reasons to dislike the guy in life, he wouldn't want you reversing your position after his death. He was, if anything, a principled motherfucker.

I missed it in real time because it happened overnight, but #godisnotgreat was trending on Twitter after the news about Hitch's death broke, and many of the usual idiots who inhabit Twitter* were freaking out about it, to the point where it was removed from the list of trending topics. This despite the fact that crap…

I'll take it.

I'm praying that's not sarcasm. I have a very fragile ego.

NO COMEDY, PLEASE.

Armie Hammer is a real person? I always assumed he was the Arm & Hammer corporate mascot.

But were you able to afford that diamond dust for your girlfriend?

I just want my kids back.

There are other kinds?

Oh, you know "Todd VanDerWerff" is just a shared pen name made up by the AV Club staff, like Franklin W. Dixon was to the Hardy Boys. I mean, he's supposed to be the TV editor and his initials are TV? That's too cute by half.

wtf is a deesa lol

Photoshop?

His name is fun to say. You gotta give him that.

But, but, PLEASE, NO COMEDY!

Whitney
9:30-10
New, "Smothered in Hugs", (2011). Things get uncomfortably hilarious when Whitney decides to teach her boyfriend a lesson with her overbearing displays of affection.

Running with the Seagull Faction

PLEASE, NO COMEDY

That's crazy talk. Now, come join me in the sewer, won't you?