He will have killed O'Neal, which mean O'Neal is already dead.

The Audiovisual Club is a serious place for serious people. Why do you think they killed Sean O'Neal?

I think most nights in Indianapolis these days are spent praying for Peyton Manning's neck.

I'm going to complete the trifecta of pain by making several threatening phone calls to Marcus Gilmer, then showing up at his office in a clown suit.

Uh oh. Looks like Sean is dead. Again.

I'm as perplexed as you are, and I just read the entire poorly-edited wikipedia entry for "body double." However, I am now aware that a body double was used for the identical cousins (?) on The Patty Duke Show, so it wasn't a total loss.

Well, Hulu Plus does like Community.

I would but . . . I can't read.

Also, anyone who has had the misfortune of seeing the Doom movie should be fully aware of just how poorly first-person translates to film.

Yeah. I've met people who didn't realize it was satire, which has always shocked me. Christ, that part at the end where NPH reads the alien's mind and says "It's afraid" all triumphantly… how much more obvious could the satire have been?

They're making a gritty reboot of Star Wars? Awesome. Can't wait to see Han shoot first.

I'll be really surprised if the new Spider-man is any good. Remember that horrific first-person perspective trailer that came out a while back? I know it was just a teaser, and that probably won't appear in the movie, but good God, did it show a startling lack of judgment.

With the exception of Total Recall, I don't even like Verhoeven - always felt that his satire is way, way too obvious - and even I think this is a terrible idea.

Aww, now you've gone and ruined it.

Nickelback is better than Creed. There, that is the only thing that can be said about Nickelback without resorting to profanity-laced invective or offensive hand gestures. Mr. Hyden, please close this article for comments at this time.

I like The Buckeyes a lot. Jared Sullinger seems like he has a good sense of humor about the game, despite his awesomeness, which I always appreciate. As a UNC fan, however, I'm always concerned about the competition.

The Buckeyes already stomped Duke last night, which I really appreciated. Although now I'm a little worried that the Buckeyes are unstoppable. Almost every play was well-executed, and they were dominating in the paint and from beyond the arch.

ACC / Big Ten Challenge or GTFO!

@avclub-aa22e85f69c07a082c15017f43c5ca66:disqus You've won the internet for today.

Yes. Thanks for the clarification. Everything after the colon in my original post is a description of The Dersh's views. I hope it's clear that I think he is a moron, at least on this issue.