Here is The Dersh's entire view on the Israel-Palestine conflict in a nutshell: Israel should make some unilateral offer of peace to the Palestinians, but if a single Palestinian responds with violence, Israel should randomly blow up an entire Palestinian village. But even if Israel doesn't do what I suggest,…

Hey, that episode got an A+? That's not even a real grade! The AV Club is totally a safety pop culture website.

Eh. As an avid practitioner of the self-righteous, sarcastic rant myself, I approve of the Captain's post.

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The word you were looking for is "reasonable."

I like the new, completely insane @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus .

I'm sure they're working on an obit right now. AV Club obits tend to be a bit more thoughtful than "hey guys, [X] died. Life, you know?"

"This case was a real 'Thriller,' but in the end, the jury found Dr. Murray's 'Off the Wall' behavior to be 'Bad.' Let's just hope he learns from his time in prison, so 'HIStory' doesn't repeat itself."

As someone who has spent probably too much time around stoners, I can imagine any one of them saying this and thinking it is profound:

Before Sunrise is one of the most boring movies I've ever seen. And it's not just the aimless talking. It's the aimless talking about the stupidest shit in the world. You could take almost any line from that movie and insert it into a bad comedy as the thing the stoned guy says that he thinks is profound but really…

This was a quality comment that didn't get nearly enough likes. Come on people!

He's totally synergizing his deliverable injury output potential, and leveraging his muscle mass ratio, creating a total paradigm shift in pain deliverance vis-a-vis leading market competitors.

I always thought she was fairly attractive when she's not wearing a ball gown made of discarded condom wrappers or whatever. I never understood all the hate.

Are we having fun yet?

George Clooney is Kilroy in I Was There.

Are they black squirrels, at least?

Agreed. I live in Washington, DC. Urban sprawl, incredibly shitty drivers, etc. But when I turn 90 degrees, I see fucking Arlington. Oh, and I'm a 15 minute walk from about 500 different featureless government buildings that tourists relentlessly take photos of for some reason. Congratulations, you're across the…

I have always dreamt of playing charades with you, Jeffrey. Just not like this. And not on dry land.

In Hawaiian, "Kevin" means both "that guy in the Physics Dept" and "that other guy who is also in the Physics Dept." Or as the Indians called it "maize."

Or his sham marriage to Elvis's daughter.