At South Park Studios, they're all taking golden showers.

On the other hand, Sylvester Stallone just bought his own soccer team. How many Bulgarios can say that?

Anyone who doesn't understand sarcasm or snark must be deeply, deeply confused by this website. Someone needs to tell the Japanese to just stay away. They'll only get hurt.

The top one-percent of superheroes control 42% of the hockey pads.

Matthew "Hallmark Entertainment Presents Jim Henson's Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story" Modine or GTFO.

#occupygreendale

"What do you mean you guys have never had nachos? I thought you were from Mexico."

You're a disgrace to the Apollo Theater.

You're off your beat, chief.

"Look at my motorcycle wheel nipples! Look at them!"

Agreed. Maybe Sean has paraphasia. Or I do. Meatball. crap.

"Islamicism"?

For me, the bigger problem with the Assassin's Creed games is the control scheme. Sometimes I want Ezio to run at top speed (say, while chasing a target through the streets). Sometimes I want him to shimmy up a wall. Sometimes I want him to jump. Rarely do I want him to do all 3 of these things at once. Yet the AC…

It was really a shame, as the character was much more promising than the other supporting mutants in the film. But, oh man, did that make-up look bad. The actor was just too damn skinny, so the prosthetics and such on his face made his head look gigantic, so gigantic it looked like he should've had trouble walking.…

Yeah. They should've stuck with just Xavier and Magneto. And it almost seemed like that's what was originally intended, because every scene that involved the other mutants felt unnecessary and shoehorned in, especially the recruitment montage and that scene where they show one another their powers while exchanging…

How dare you not recognize my city by the name of a street on which there is a metro stop!

Skyrim!

Skyrim.

And don't forget the fact that he wants to criminalize abortion and eliminate federal funding for even the most basic social welfare programs, like disaster relief. I wonder why his supporters always leave that stuff out?

Copywriter A: So, this is the DVD for Atlas Shrugged: The Movie. We need a write-up for the back cover. Did you read the book?