Girlfriend? I'm pretty sure he's talking about fucking the Skyrim disc.

I'm renewing my request for a Produce Pete movie.

Man, this Memento sequel is really boring.

@avclub-e206d507b0f7294235c3940292f60ac0:disqus OK good. I try to walk that fine line between charmingly sarcastic and obnoxiously trollish. Sometimes I fail, but I'm working at it.

Am I really trollish? That legitimately makes me kinda sad.

Last week I told a friend that he should really check out Community, and the next day I got a cease and desist letter from the NBC Universal legal department. Apparently, I'm supposed to call it "pop culture reference-based humor program in a local college setting."

Chris Hemsworth looks nothing like John Huntsman. If you're going to pick a guy who played a Marvel superhero to play Hunstman, it should be the guy who played Mr. Fantastic.

It's almost 5:30 on a Thursday afternoon. That's the extent of my excuse for writing nonsense.

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It's already mid-November. They wouldn't have time to install the hostess firmware update.

Impersonate?

On the bright side, if Moneyball gets nominated, Aaron Sorkin can finally ask Billy Crystal if he thought the sketches on Studio 60 met his high standards for edgy comedy.

Other late 80s/early 90s sitcoms worth considering for TV Club Classic: Roseanne, Newhart, The Cosby Show. Anything else I'm missing?

He doesn't even know who the President of the Uni Uni Uni United King dom dom is, do you?

stethoscopes?

A wicker chair from Pier 1 Imports with a monocle glued to it!

Did someone say Magnitude?

Also, keep in mind that he'll only get 4 years if he's sentenced at the aggravated level, which seems unlikely, since I'm assuming he doesn't have a significant criminal history.

It was at a movie theater near my house back in '91 or '92. I sunk 2 bucks into it before realizing that it was a Dragon's Lair rehash.

If only everyone in the world were wearing a fake plastic chest like Khan, they'd be protected.