Eh. If Star Trek TNG has taught us anything, it's that holograms can malfunction and become sentient roughly 65% of the time, and their popularity will continue unabated.

"I believe the future is holograms."

Not flagged so everyone can see that you are a jackass.

Yeah, that was pretty awful, but in the end it was balanced out by the use of the word "vouchsafe."

That's quite the niche you've found for yourself.

Argh! But just because I was in the same neighborhood as the crook didn't mean I wanted to arrest him yet! This was probably my first experience with video game-induced frustration.

Remember when you'd accidentally find the crook before you found the warrant, thereby causing you to lose? Talk about making someone want to mow people down with machine guns…

So ABC succeeded in making it the 90s again through magic or science? That doesn't make any sense.

Free Bessi H!

It's bad enough I have to put up with "BuzzFeed in a Box," which seems to be a collection of a.v. club articles mixed in with LOLcats. I don't even know how I get myself out of bed in the morning.

Clearly, you were won over by our soaring rhetoric.

Adblock's not doing it for me. Although I'm using adblock on Chrome, which is pretty unreliable.

"Read Next" is history's greatest monster.

I don't know. She's your stupid daughter. You figure it out.

This was probably the most nauseating "Won't somebody please think of the children" moment in American history.

@avclub-22ce23196c2ec6eadd651bf0ba7d4d75:disqus Yeah, the whole "drive around for twenty minutes, then do something involving precise timing really quickly, and restart if you fail" thing is a problem that infects all of the GTA games (see also, Assassin's Creed). Thankfully, Rockstar finally seemed to learn the…

Eh. You never know. When I moved to a smaller apartment a while back, I sold most of my old PS2 games in an effort to downsize. GT:SA was one of the few I hung onto. I have a lingering sense of unfinished business.

I'm glad someone got that reference. That is what he said, right?

After consulting the google, I've learned that the mission was "Wrong Side of the Tracks." Apparently, you did need to actually let your friend shoot all the guys on the train, based on what I'm seeing. Again, this was a long time ago, but I probably tried it about 20 times before I gave up. It's on the shortlist of…

I can see your points. There was a huge disconnect between the story presented in GTA4 and what you could get away during gameplay, especially when not in a mission. And I guess the missions in GTA4 were kind of samey, but that didn't really bother me for whatever reason. Moreover, when I play The Ballad of Gay Tony,…