So it was like Final Fantasy XIII - just have to sit through 20 hours of excruciatingly boring gameplay before it finally gets good?

I definitely gave up pretty early. This was several years ago, but I recall three missions in a row (or very close in time) that pissed me off so much that I gave up. The first was the aforementioned lowrider mission. Second was this similarly dull mini-game mission that involved burglarizing a house. Third was a…

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Cheesy vagina!

Serious discussion: GTA IV's relative seriousness, vs. San Andreas's all-out craziness.

The hooker sex scenes were too short for you, eh?

"Let's go bowling eat some cilantro and get botox injections."

I would "like" this, but I'm afraid it would cause the analogy to implode.

I had somehow, quite improbably, managed to avoid hearing any Kreayshawn songs until today. Then, for some reason, I clicked on the link for "Gucci, Gucci." Dear God, what is wrong with me? That was like voluntarily drinking sour milk.

You just admitted to having seen I Am Legend, thereby falling into Sean's carefully constructed trap.

*stares meaningfully*

But wasn't the Disney Channel also a premium cable channel in those days? The mystery deepens.

Following a rigorous series of tests, a team of TGIF's top scientists confirmed that Ben Savage is, in fact, the median boy.

But he wasn't the titular boy. YOUR JOKE IS INVALID!!!

Cabin Boy 2. This time, he buys the monkey.

I never had any restrictions on the movies/TV shows I could watch as a kid (presumably, I couldn't watch porn, but I never asked). So if my parents rented a movie with nudity/excessive swearing/"adult themes," I just watched it. So on second thought, maybe they were hippies.

And somewhere, a fedora manufacturer smiles.

I don't think I did.

Am I the only person whose parents did not have HBO in the mid-80s and thus has no sentimental attachment to this show? No snark, it's an honest question. People my age (i.e. late 20s to early 30s) go crazy over this show, but I can never figure out how most of them even saw it. Only a small fraction of homes…

Given all the wigs Jennifer Garner wears in the show, I always figured Alias was produced by NBC Sheinhardt Universal.