No way. Late 70s coked-up in New York setting demands late 70s coked-up in New York Stones. Some Girls or GTFO.

Oh come on. You can't cherry pick one of his weakest films and then claim he's overrated. Explain to me why Raging Bull or Goodfellas sucks instead.

1977, New York, Scorsese, Jagger. If the first episode doesn't have a coked up nightclub owner getting gunned down set to a way-too-high-in-the-mix "Shattered," I'll be extremely disappointed.

Everyone else should stop commenting today. Nothing is going to top this.

That's why I hacked Super Mario Bros. so all you have to do is continuously press right on the d-pad for 20 minutes.

"It was a baby! She smothered her own baby!
. . .Oh well."

The lead singer of Creed is trying to sound like Eddie Vedder is what I was getting at. Didn't everyone agree that this was the case like 12 years ago?

I actually don't hate Assassin's Creed, as it does do some things very well. But ugh, that control scheme. Why do I only have to press one button to casually murder someone, but I have to hold down three buttons just to run at top speed? And why does running at top speed also make my character automatically jump and…

Wait, didn't your post say "The Slider's Movie" a minute ago? Scott Bakula must have gone back in time to change it. Ziggy's predicting 100% odds that this will fix some random couple's broken marriage.

Seriously. You can hear their low, growling Eddie Vedder impersonations from a mile away.

Considering that these games let you jump on someone, pin him down, and stab him in the throat with one button press, sitting there and doing nothing was the natural progression.

Ryan Adams = Bryan Adams jokes never get old for me.

A Wank to Remember?

Lou Reed kinda looks like the old woman who is head of the Women's Temperance League on Boardwalk Empire.

I'm still eagerly awaiting the release of Chinese Democracy.

I hope we see this gimmick at least a few more times. Don't forget that the real Courtney Stodden is a big fan of the semi-colon plus closed parentheses winky face.

Congratulations, you three just ghosted your way to the worst Pavement lyric ever.

Interesting example. Still, Oscar Wilde lost when he sued someone for calling him gay, so it appears that there are some limitations.

Has there been any effort to reform this? Or is the average British person not offended by this sort of thing?

Right. My post wouldn't have made sense otherwise. Although Morrissey's nationality is irrelevant, since he'd likely be suing in the jurisdiction where the defendant's statement was made.