I'm not sure exactly how this case will shake out, but libel laws outside the United States are much more plaintiff-friendly because most other countries do not have a constitutionally guaranteed freedom of speech. In the US, for instance, the plaintiff (if he is a public figure) must prove that the alleged defamatory…

I'm pretty sure the First Amendment is proof that our forefathers were, in fact, time travelers who wanted to prevent Morrissey from suing red-blooded Americans for saying objectively true things.

$14.99 is not eligible for free super saver shipping! You're $10.01 short. Come on!

If you start to Google "I'm not wearing hockey," the first auto-complete suggestion is "pants." If Google's proprietary algorithm is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Apparently, this is some sort of meme that I missed. Although I'm pretty sure I originally thought he said "pants" until I realized that didn't make any sense. It turns out when you talk in a low gravely stage whisper, you're kinda hard to understand.

Aw fuck. I made this joke 25 minutes too late. It really disturbs me that my brain immediately jumps to the same pop culture reference as several other people.

If Batman were a 99 percenter, he'd be wearing hockey pads.

So apparently, in terms of fighting ability, it's some guy in crutches > “a shirtless, hairy-bellied man” > Shia LaBeouf. That sounds about right.

They'll probably only be able to score Brian Doyle for the TV version, unfortunately.

Comeback album title: That Laurel Canyon Echo

Just tell me they left the steelpans at home.

"It’s failing to realize that a group so beloved, iconic, and epochal can—and should—grow old on its own merits, rather than someone else’s."

Seriously. Game of Thrones is a crossover hit! They're telling human stories in a fantasy world!

I thought maybe he was Kröd Mändoon.

I think Darth Vader can express my feelings on this better than I can.

Clearly, the network idiots didn't want a show about high-tech finger implants that shoot laser beams.

First you get the sugar.

Take it from me, if you've never seen a Harry Potter movie or read a Harry Potter book at this point, you probably never will. These spoilers didn't bother me in the least.

I'll take it however I can get it.

Yes, but I beat you to acknowledging that @avclub-fbca7c48c185890bd31f538b91ba5fbb:disqus  beat me to making a Slint reference. Don't I deserve a "like" for that?