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Aw… you beat me to it by like 10 seconds.

Man, Slint kicks ass.

I'll admit to occasionally lowering myself to eating at Chipotle, even though there is a a much better, fairly authentic place just a few blocks further away from my apartment. But that twinge of shame is definitely felt, especially on my last visit, which included the following exchange:

The true test is whether you own Monster-in-Law on DVD.

"…clearly superior in talent as compared to the shows it was competing with on its own network."

Oh, come on, that part where a fully-CGI Batman and Robin fly in on magical surfboards or whatever? Rifftrax almost seems superfluous.

Good call.

Two hammy actors who can turn out great performances when reined in by the right director, but who would have almost certainly been (or in the case of Carrey, was) encouraged to ad lib and "have fun with it" by Schumacher. I can't imagine there being a difference either way.

Well, you know what I mean. It's to the point where I've made fun of that movie so much, I can't remember which puns appear in the movie and which ones I made up. I do recall he has some line about dinosaurs dying in the Ice Age that makes no sense. Does he say any of the following?

This ride sucks, but at least there isn't a wait.

Batman and Robin at least has camp value. Batman Forever, on the other hand, was just unbelievably dull, with all the same crappy Schumacherian traits: misguided use of canted angles, community theater-style set design, hideous costume design. The things that supposedly made Batman and Robin worse - most notably

Inception was a documentary, and the events happened in real time.

You see, I'm more of a Final Justice man, myself.

Javier Bardem is a replica Lucius Malfoy walking stick in SkyMall.

Also, Dixie cups are made by a company owned by the Koch brothers, so it's clearly the brand of choice for freedom-loving entrepreneurs.

Can someone tell me what is going on in her wikipedia page photo?

Isn't that what Krysten Ritter always looks like though?

I'll never understand these photoshopped-together cast photos. Presumably, these people are all on a set together for several hours a day over the course of several weeks. Would it be that difficult to take a real cast photo? I mean, look at that guy in blue in the back. He looks like some sort of ghostly apparition.

@Whovian

Alternately, it could be that the members of Dawes are all campy Batman villains.