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Judging by their wikipedia page, they once played an entire show standing on a 45 degree incline. If that's not evidence of God's favor, I don't know what is.

Isn't the texture pop-in issue more of a problem with the PC conversion than the engine per se? I've heard that people with really high-end rigs are still seeing low-res or non-existent background textures.

Indeed. As this game got closer to launch, it was clear that id was marketing it as a glorified tech demo.

For about half-a-second in the midst of the craziness, I had convinced myself that Breaking Bad had taken a sudden turn toward sci-fi and that Gus was some sort of cyborg.

Someone needs to make a shot-for-shot remake of The Dark Knight with Giancarlo Esposito as Two Face.

Alternate timeline Breaking Bad Season 5: Gus, Mike, and Jesse drive around the country in a van solving mysteries.

As tedious and tiresome as using two words that are nearly synonymous in the same sentence?

Bold move to replace Q with the SkyMall catalog.

Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers!

Your post implies that there was a time when watching NCIS was cool.

I'm generally with you, although I watch it occasionally for some reason. I saw the episode you're talking about, though, and I find the notion that any of those guests besides MacFarlane is a liberal. Maher, Granholm, Rushdie, all centrist, center left at best.

I'm sure it will move up to a 1% fresh rating once Armond White gets a chance to review it.

I'm not sure what a "transfer level" class is. Does that make me meta-stupid?

You know if this thing actually gets off the ground, it will serve as a (well-deserved) welfare program for Coen regulars. If you've ever wanted to see Michael Badalucco  play a small-time southern California drug dealer who jumps bail on a felonious assault charge, you're probably gonna get that chance.

Damn hippies. I paid good money to see him play live last week in Baltimore, like any other red-blooded, freedom-loving American.

So the crappy Star Wars prequels were his fault all along?!?!

I'm assuming he logged out and liked himself.

I don't know. I stopped caring after the Lithgow season. Although that season was a return to form after the the forgettable Smits season, I couldn't imagine wanting to see the Dexter formula play itself out yet again with a lesser guest star.

Maybe it's time for Dexter to get "too close" to some Showtime executives.

"Male Whitney." O'Neal, you've done it again.