*drives over Axl Rose in his Aztek*

You can learn pretty much everything you need to know about R.E.M.'s early discography by listening to Pavement's "Unseen Power of the Picket Fence."

Seeing as how syndication is already flooded with the "newer" (I still consider Simpsons episodes from 9 years ago to be new), crappier episodes, I fail to see what difference it makes. The damage has already been done. The Simpsons gave me hours upon hours of free, high quality entertainment. It would've been nice to…

A Kristallnacht party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did a lot of people meet the band?

Fascinating tale, chap.

The system works! God bless America.

Because you'd definitely convict, or because you'd definitely nullify and acquit on the overriding hotness issue?

You've all been very nice and all, but now that Amanda Knox is free, I have flowers to buy and an airport terminal to get to.

Also, 1991? This was the kind of sexual experience Tupac had grown accustomed to on the heels of 2Pacalypse Now? I can't even imagine what a circa 1994 Tupac sex tape must look like.

Can the Dr. Seuss sex tape be far behind?

Make that 7. I accidentally watched an episode of Prime Suspect when I incapacitated myself by projectile vomiting throughout an episode of Whitney. Lying there on the floor in a puddle of my own filth, that fedora didn't look half bad.

You mean that new Maria Bello cop show?

I'm confused and scared. Hold me!

You know a De Niro performance is bad when he's hardly even mentioned in the previews or commercials.

I saw Moneyball, which I really enjoyed, despite the fact that I'm just a casual baseball fan. I've really become a sucker for Sorkin's snappy dialogue lately.

How do I learn to live with myself?

Me 8 minutes ago: "Hey, you know what would be funny and original here? A fucking Arrested Development reference. No one here likes to quote that show, and this reference is in no way obvious, so I'm sure I'll be the first one to make it. In fact, I won't even bother checking the other posts first."

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Isn't "transvestite nudity" a contradiction in terms?