The Others is decent enough. I think it looked bad at the time because in well over half the movies released between 1999 and 2003, it turned out that the main characters were dead the whole time (if I remember correctly).

BNBG, amirite?

At least they didn't say, "how am I supposed to explain to my innocent 6-year-old daughter about [insert allegedly offensive material here]?"* I swear, any time there is a viagra commercial, or a wardrobe malfunction, or a testicle-flavored ice cream that someone gets faux-outraged over, someone repeats that fucking…

Mick Jagger?

http://morsecode.scphillips…
Just copy'n'paste.

In fairness, the real time updates don't nest correctly.

Funny, but I don't know if translating it was worth the effort.

I'm too [READ ERROR 0xs8854rp] for this shit.

I can see how the "schweddy balls" joke is tasteless, maybe. But it's so incredibly juvenile, I can't imagine how it could be inappropriate anywhere. It's a very tame joke about testicles. Kids make these jokes all the time. I was laughing at the concept of balls when I was 10 years old, as had countless generations…

I didn't come here to "learn," nerd.

I'd really like to meet the people who find an incredibly tame SNL sketch from ten years ago to be morally reprehensible, so I can show them the Louie "Blueberries" episode.

According to Wikipedia:

Classic newswire item. Don't ever die on us again, Sean.

There's only one thing the federal government can do to help nut creation: Get out of the way! . . . of our nuts.

Some questions answer themselves.

I'm assuming he got the show because he married one of the cats?

So you're the one who makes them so expensive.  You know what they cost? They're like 80 cents a nut!

I'm pretty sure, "Also, Michael Cera" have been the last words uttered in every Hollywood studio executive meeting for the past 4 years.

Irony!

I'm going as the bloated corpse of Sean O'Neal.