Wow, you think about weird stuff.

No deal McCutcheon, that moon money is mine.

That pun was actually accidental, but I decided to leave it anyway. Now the joke works on multiple levels. It's the Arrested Development of stupid internet comments.

The gimp is sleeping.

Costner demanded a script rewrite that would've made his character into a guy who really, really likes baseball, but Tarantino balked.

Any episode that featured an Ed Wood film always tended to be bad, mainly because Wood's movies are usually heavy with dialogue, while the characters just kinda stand around looking bored. This leaves little room for the gang to cut in with a joke. Hamlet suffered from the same problem. 

You all fail for not mentioning the "I'm a virgin" shirt.

All together now, if any of you come in late, you're out:

Start seeing Ben Murphys.

*pensive sigh* . . . onions.

Does this mean that Ryan Gosling is James Bunt?

More like "Get Rich or Try Dyin'," amirite?

Well, they won't get him to appear any other way.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man CGI dance routine!

Pretty pathetic. Judging by what I hear from the women in my office who have small children, these days everyone's baby is a genius.

Tracy Jordan is Sherlock Homez. Tuesdays this fall, following MILF Island.

This reference also has a weird Archer callback, since Carl Weathers was talking about his money saving strategies on the set of the original Showtime movie "Hot Ice," starring Anne Archer.

I was going to invent an awesome new steel for train tracks, but my taxes were too high, so I decided to live alone in the woods instead.

And if there is one problem with government these days, it's that it pays too much attention to "Big Poor" lobbying groups.

Yeah, but with access to craft services, he never has to touch his per diem. He can just pick up some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-a-Soup, and baby, he's got a stew goin'.