Do other people also think she's pretty? Because I thought I was the only one. Y'know, on account of the fact that I'm such a remarkable, original person who doesn't conform to societal norms.

Why is only the first one in quotation marks?

You see, the black guy wants to put the pocket lint on his fried chicken, and the white guy wants to use the pocket lint as squirrel bait. Such trenchant insight into our modern society.

Eh. I think we're all better off with a version of Kevin Smith that is constrained to 140 characters or less.

There are definitely more moments that are about that level of stupidity. Although for me, episode 2 was the worst of the season, so you've already made it past my personal low point.

I think it depends on whether you're talking about inflation-adjusted price increases or increases solely intended to increase profits. Clearly, if customers are willing to shell out an extra $3 for a 3D gimmick, that extra money shouldn't be discounted.

It's still surprising given the astounding lack of quality in this year's summer films. There wasn't a single "big summer movie" I was interested in seeing, and I'm by no means adverse to a halfway decent special effects extravaganza. Until now, I had assumed that this had been a slow summer for the film industry. Ugh.

Hey, shouldn't it say "Showing 0 Reasonable Disqusions"?

I was expecting a tattoo of Billy Joel's face. Would you have condoned that?

In Lindsay's case, that "always burning" sensation wasn't caused by a fire.

Let the deluge of quoting begin!

Y'know, there's a great story out there today about a sexist JC Penney shirt that would provide an excuse for us to quote the Talking Malibu Stacy Simpsons episode to ourselves all day long, and Sean still hasn't posted it.

Like.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus - I'm pretty sure I got it figured out.

His birth name? Dubois Kilojoule

Taking in the sights in Tbilisi, no doubt.

Wow, Christian Bale has lost a lot of weight.

Think of all the hilarious tales of incest we're missing from Bessi H.

I think the "and [X] more people" is for unregistered likes maybe? I had one comment with several likes yesterday (yay me!) and I was able to see several user names, followed by "and 9 more people."

I dunno. Should people who voluntarily listed to James Blunt for free get off so easy?