Dethroning James Blunt is God's work. All the proof you need that Amy Winehouse is in heaven.

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The Kardashian reference gave me an excuse to post this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I thought that was the whole point of the Dawes debacle to begin with. Hyden dared to post a non-snarky item in the newswire, therefore Dawes must have bought him off.

May his support for payola live on through endless Dawes references.

Based on the description, wasn't Jesus the first Manic Pixie Dream Boy?

You still had some respect left after that Jabba's Lair dance sequence in the Return of the Jedi re-release?

And why aren't there any distracting alien lizard creatures lumbering around in the background? If anything, this update shows remarkable restraint.

Despite my general distaste for Lucas CGI, I have to admit that the puppet looks pretty fucking crappy, much crappier than I remember. Perhaps I was too distracted by the hilarious antics of a certain Rastafarian Newt-man to notice?

The twins from the Mexican cartel use one to get Walter's name from Tio.

It's all for the best. Season 3 of Breaking Bad basically reached the limits of cool shit you can do with a Ouija Board.

Hamstered away, maybe.

You're supposed to say Whiskeytown was better, then make a crack about Mandy Moore. Get with the program, man.

Man, the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill music scene is really representing on the a.v. club newswire today. Steven, please tell me you've also got a new Clay Aiken track squirreled away somewhere.

I look forward to a new version of "Just the Two of Us" ("Just the 2.0 of us"?) starring Willow on his long-awaited comeback record.

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fuck, that's like the 3rd comment with a typo in a row for me. Why didn't this fucking update come with an edit feature?

But will your account be deleted for abuse commenting or abusive flagging?

Toward the end, his hands became so frozen the was unable to manipulate utensils, and was dependent on Cub Scouts to feed him.

pretty white blondes? Ah, you mean banana hairs.