@Dirty-faced - That sort of shit is, unfortunately, far too common in murder prosecutions. In the state's case against Cameron Todd Willingham (the innocent guy executed in Texas), the prosecutor introduced evidence that Willingham had a heavy metal poster in his house as proof that he was deranged. I recall another…

Maybe a happy ending for you O'Neal
But for those who implicitly trust the confessions of mentally retarded minors who are interrogated illegally using leading questions and who provide vague, contradictory, and incorrect details regarding the event they supposedly participated in, the tragedy has just begun.

I also wholeheartedly endorse the update. Still, a better title for the newswire item would have been "Winter is Coming . . . for people who like to jerk off every time they see Anne Hathaway."

Get it out of your system now boys!
FIRSTIES! CancerAIDS! Fapfap. I'd do her. This band name sucks. Who killed Sean O'Neal? I'm Bessi H!

You are an Onion article: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Two thoughts
(1) Is Conan really that "pricey"? I'm sure he's paid more that your average cable talk show host, but aren't talk shows really cheap to produce, especially in an era of single camera comedies and dramas with high end production values?

Hold on, she was voted "most trusted" celebrity, not "celebrity most likely to meddle in your personal affairs."

You got any gum?

I'm not sure what the AV Club's philosophy is, but usually a critic's lowest grade is reserved for a movie that is morally repugnant or that attempts to be an Important Film but falls flat on its face.

*sigh* I grudgingly accept all typo-based responses to my post. Might I add:

Another lesson from the Cold War
NASA built a complex device hat combs closed-captioning text for offending, user-defined keywords, while the cosmonauts just threw a rock at the TV.

It is actually a decent Dylan album, at least as far as that era is concerned. "Where Are You Tonight?" holds up well, in particular. But I sincerely doubt many people are picking it up these days. And if they are, they're doing what I did 12 or so years ago: reluctantly purchasing it on vinyl for $3 in a used record…

The important issue here…
From left to right: Yes, No, No, Yes, No, No.

Ah, so they're the "trouble busing in from out of state" that Springsteen was talking about. Makes sense.

Nice caveat there
I wonder if The Game's lawyer advised him to add in the "Dat was an accident" bit after his repeated entreaties to convince him to stop tweeting about the issue entirely were rejected out of hand.

Nice caveat there
I wonder if The Game's lawyer advised him to add in the "Dat was an accident" bit after his repeated entreaties to convince him to stop tweeting about the issue entirely were rejected out of hand.

The Help
The only thing anyone needs to know about this movie: one of the characters actually says, "I loves me some fried chicken."

Agreed. I have not seen How to Train Your Dragon, and I'm minimally interested in theater, but that dragon is pretty fucking cool looking.

"If civilians are killed in an attack on a military installation [by the Irish Republican Army], it is certainly regrettable, but I will not morally blame the IRA for it."

Judge - Don't forget the "I forgot to turn off the cable box when I started playing Xbox" demographic, not to mention the crucial "I left it on while I was trying to find the rolling papers" demo.