Are you suggesting that Lopez be given a blond wig so he can quietly replace Andy Richter?

I would've assumed
that Conan would have helped him. He was capturing the coveted "I fell asleep watching Conan" demographic.

Madamsterdam.

I've never seen more than a couple minutes of the show at a time, but the question I've always had is this: Why didn't they just get an old guy actor to play the old guy, rather than get some young guy whose hair they hastily spray-painted white? Maybe an old man couldn't keep up with the show's onerous production…

Well
Since they managed to make 800,000 episodes of "Tyler Perry's House of Paine" in about 6 months, they shouldn't lack for programming.

Waif me!

Too many to be contained in a single post, apparently.

Full Metal Jackanapes!
I apologize for that.

In keeping with the original
will this movie claim to be set in the late 80s, despite everyone having modern hairstyles and mannerisms?

By the moons of my life
this sounds like a terrible idea.

Yeah. I'm really hoping that the latest debacle will be the nail in the coffin of any attempt to become a football school. But, uh, don't tell any of my friends that I said that.

@DeadMcMahon - I really should pitch a barbecue sauce version of the Bud Bowl for CBS to air in select markets during next year's March Madness.

I'm from an ACC region, not SEC. Rather than get behind the umpteenth attempt to make ACC football watchable, I've long since decided to simply ignore the whole thing and hope it goes away, especially since my alma mater's attempt to build a respectable football program has been the equivalent of a 20-year-long car…

C'mon, the 1 and the 2 slot? You're like the US Olympic swimming team. Leave a little glory for the Switzerlands of the world.

I honestly can't remember
the last time I watched something on CBS that wasn't college basketball. And I was only watching the college basketball because I'm from the southeast, and thus contractually obligated to watch at least 30 hours of it every year or be denied barbecue privileges.

Why does a 17-year-old
(or however old she is) need that much Vaseline on the lens? Did the photographer just come from a Blanche Devereaux boudoir shoot?

Whovian - I'm not saying this place is going to turn into the Algonquin Roundtable once registration is required, but I think the mild inconvenience of registering will be a small improvement.

Steve (can I call you Steve?) - When is the a.v. club just going to require all commenters to be registered? I mean, a band name like "Collections of Colonies of Bees" is going to invite a little ridicule from anybody - you gotta accept that. But as usual, the dumbest, space-wastingest shit is being posted by the…

A great band with a lot of shitty early-to-mid 90s videos: Superchunk. I have this theory that Superchunk never got the recognition they deserved because their videos and album covers are so objectively terrible. Granted, they are well-respected, but they belong up there with Pavement among the greats of 90s rock…

You mean your Chevy?