I've always heard "sebadoh rushed" as well.

Well, that's a serious boner he's sporting.
I'll give him that.

Finally! The tribute they deserve.
RIP Julian Casablancas

I'll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly accepted eminent domain.

I'll buy it.
It'll be a great investment for when they need it for that sequel that is definitely happening.

You old horny slut!

It's getting to the point where
drunk people who shout "I'm Rick James bitch!" for no apparent reason are more tolerable.

So is he Jesse Dylan's son?
Or what? I mean, I'm no fan of Jakob Dylan but I didn't think any of Bob's seed turned out nearly as awful as "Pablo" here.

Yeah. As much as people complain about the cliched gritty reboot, I think this footage proves that a hacky, unoriginal attempt at grit is at least preferable to a hacky, unoriginal rehash of a 1980s action shows.

That extended rug metaphor at the end
Beautiful.

Judging by the tone of this newswire item
and the fact that it was even considered newswire-worthy, I think we can safely conclude that Sean is pothead.

I get that, but I like the fact that it's a well-produced, well-acted, generally well-written show that I can easily ignore. Sort of like the Wire as muzak. I can check my e-mail for ten minutes and be confident that I didn't miss anything, because Janette is still working at a prestigious but spiritually unsatisfying…

With that "I'm an affable douchebag" look
and that beard, Kutcher kinda looks like Sonny on Treme.

I haven't seen Marley & Me, but I'm pretty sure if I did, I'd probably like it more than I'd care to admit.

I would totally go for this.

While I'm generally a sarcastic asshole
I love dogs, and on this topic, I simply can't accept your trademark snarkiness, O'Neal. Look at that puppy! He's freaking adorable!

I meant underrated by stuck-up pop culture enthusiasts such as ourselves.

Yo thanks bitch.

Yo, if I only I had a kindle.
Bitch.

"I'm, uh, you know, uh, pleasuring you."
One of my favorite George lines of all time.