Bad move Murdoch. Now, Dr. Funkenstein will never allow the Starchild to come to Earth in the Mothership and provide us with the codes to the Funk Pyramids.

Well fuck, so much for my point.

But my guess is he's getting the nod for all the wrong reasons. He's a dude who has been working and writing for TV for years, and they probably just decided he needed some recognition. No way he'll ever win.

Roseanne
was an underrated sitcom that, for the most part, holds up pretty well.

It is the Emmy Awards we're talking about here. These are the same people that barely recognized The Wire's existence.

I will confess to having found Tom Green funny. Granted, it's a very limited form of humor that gets old pretty quick, but I can recall legitimately enjoying his MTV show.

If it was an upper-decker, don't you think that detail would have warranted inclusion in the story?

"took a dump in my bathroom"

The price hike would've made sense
if Netflix was poised to improve the quality of its streaming service's collection. But all signs are pointing in the opposite direction. Aren't a bunch of their contracts with other production companies set to expire soon too?

Yeah. He pulled off the hairpiece on Cheers. Kind of interesting that the guy with one of the most convincing pieces in Hollywood is also the most open about it.

If Norton's involved
they might as well start working on the rewrites now.

"You are my main man with the hair."

Yes. Yes it does.

Larry - Isn't your avatar from a Game of Thrones promo?

So it turns when Nathan Rabin walks in on you strangling a prostitute with a tube sock, the only punishment is a one week suspension. Good to know.

Speaking of problems Batman creates in Batman Begins…
I saw the last 30 minutes of the movie the other night on TV. The little kid that Batman saves from the crazed inmates is fucking Prince Joffrey. Am I bad person for wishing Bats had given him a batarang to the skull?

Hmm. My top 3:

If you type "where does" in google
The second suggestion is "where does Rebecca Black live?" I hope her parents dead bolt their door at night.

I see this crime has been sent down the memory hole. But you can never silence my voice of protest!

Sean would have never have posted this
with that unnecessary space at the beginning of the headline.