So his narcissism fuels itself? If only that power could be harnessed for good instead of, y'know, whatever the fuck Zwan was.

My guess is Fox will just re-air XFL games and hope nobody notices.

You could do something else for half-an-hour. Like on Thursdays, when Perfect Couples/Paul Reiser/whatever is on, I spend 30 minutes hitting myself over the head with a mallet. Much more entertaining.

Nerd rage!

@Pope -

Isn't Keanu Reeves half Chinese?
So that's, uh, something right?

It's not like the original Voltron was anything great. And this is coming from someone who, at around age 7, fucking loved Voltron. I had Voltron bed sheets, for God's sake.

The Enhancement Mother
Have you ever been pregnant . . . on weed, man?

Dan Harmon should be very proud.
He's, uh, got a beautiful home here.

Rock of Ages
So, last year, I drove 3 1/2 hours to visit my client in prison. I get out of my car and walk to the security check out-building. As soon as I walk in, the guard looks at me and says in this thick drawl, "Rock of Ages?" How do you respond to that?

I know the networks were tipped off before the speech, but I think it was on Twitter before the networks confirmed it.

Weren't Bin Laden rumors all over Twitter?
I personally haven't twatted much in my day, but from what I heard, the Twitter was all abuzz with "Bin Laden is dead" rumors an hour or so before the major news orgs reported it.

@Baby - I'm not going to engage you on your larger point (which is not to say I don't strongly disagree, I just don't feel like going down that path). But even if the facts you assumed were true, it doesn't really explain the lack of good roles for women. Plenty of great characters in film would be wholly unremarkable…

She was also good in Mississippi Burning.

I have to admit, this does not look terrible.

I beg to differ.
Jeremy Piven is not famous.

So, wait…
Vin Diesel and The Rock aren't the same person? I always thought it was a David Johansen/Buster Poindexter kinda thing.

@Balls

I believe this is actually a case of the firstie-runner up being promoted to first after the administrative deletion of an anti-Obama troll posting. Exceedingly rare. A+

Also, I've never heard anyone, other than those of ill repute, badmouth Mean Girls.