@Balls - I'm not complaining about talented people starring in shit per se. More like talented people who give their entire careers over to doing shit.

Why?
Is Jane Lynch's talent just going to be perpetually wasted on crap like this? I guess she's probably rich now, so I can't exactly fault her for moving from great-but-not-especially-lucrative projects like Best in Show and Party Down to stuff like this, but she deserves a project that is both popular AND not…

I know. Before, all he had was that one Seinfeld episode.

It sounds more like The Cape, minus the, um, cape.

Loud does not equal funny (sorry, Sam Kinison).

Given the plot, wouldn't it make more sense for one cop to be white, and the other to be Symbionic-American?

"just a tiny bit louder than she needs to"
brilliant.

mizerock: I believe you're referring to the Godfather Saga, which is, in my humble opinion, an abomination.

The problem with the Godfather is it insists upon itself.

#1 movie that I lie about NOT having seen?
K-Pax.

Way to one-up the obscure referencing.

Isn't their song…
…the one that goes, "I'm a knife. Knifin' around. Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut"?

Averaging grades
Would it really be that hard for the a.v. club to change its set-up so you could enter more than one letter grade in the "official" black boxes, rather than forcing you to average the grades when you are reviewing two or more episodes? (I don't mean to sound like a sarcastic ass - I really don't…

Excellent 'bot selection
Except for maybe MechaStreisand. I would've gone with Data.

Should have been an "is" between "right" and "The." The number of words I drop tends to increase as the amount of sleep I got the night before goes down.

Guy on the right The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future (Of Aqua Teen Hunger Force). Kids these days.

It's called anti-reflective coating.
Look into, Wendell. I could part my hair looking into those specs.

Biden
How can you reference Biden's vice-presidency as "thrillingly cutthroat" without linking one of the the Onion's many spectacular Biden stories. Might I suggest http://www.theonion.com/art…

Better than soberly ridiculous, I suppose.

Too old to have played Oregon Trail? Meaning you died in 1979?