As far as I know, it's a list that begins and ends with Armond White.

Let me take off my assistant skirt…
… and put on my Barbra Streisand in "The Prince of Tides" ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Ang Lee's Hulk
With all of this Hulk-related news, wouldn't this be a good time for the AV Club to remind everyone how much it loves the Ang Lee Hulk movie? I'm tired of being the only person willing to defend it.

He was still middle aged when he started the Tomei rumor, so you can't blame it all on being an old man. And that was an impossibly douchey act.

White would only like it if, when you thought the movie was over, DiCaprio woke up in a future world filled with super -advanced robo, er, dream thieves. And then, only if this part continued for way longer than is necessary.

But, but…
Noted light-jazz CD thief and attempted Marisa Tomei career-ruiner Rex Reed hated it! Surely, then, it must be terrible.

Damn TV, you've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to — to, um…uh…oh well.

What's more ridiculous?
The fact that he performed an awful rap called "Style Iz It"? Or the fact that he actually expected people to call him "Brian Green"? Is dropping the "Austin" supposed to make him closer to the street[z] or something?

A "C" isn't a bad grade
when your director is a Nimrod.

The unlikeable character problem really started to become an issue for me in Season 4. With Nancy, in particular, it's not just that she has become unlikeable, it's that she lacks any consistent motivation or personality. In Season 5, she drifted between being madly in love with and wanting to kill her Mexican…

I'm not saying that I watched the show to gawk at MLP (although that made it easier). I sat through season 5 because season 4 was, despite a drop off in quality, pretty good. Even though I realized pretty early that season 5 was bad, I'm too much of a completionist to have given up on it.

Think you're better than me, huh?

And for Claire Danes. Dude must put a serious premium on youth.

The last season was painfully bad
I can't think of a show that dropped off in quality so quickly. I find that most good shows can at least make it through 5 or 6 seasons before they start to get really bad. With Weeds, I think I laughed 2 or 3 times throughout the entirety of the Season 5.

Her?

It's a great clothing line.
I've never seen a brownish area with points look so fetching.

Mel and The Simpsons
What's unbelievable is that the Simpsons episode with the World Trade Center has been edited in syndication, yet the episode where Mel Gibson is portrayed as wholesome Mr. Nice Guy is still aired in all its glory.

Based on your definition, El Santo, I'd say that Gen X ended no later that '77 (when you say "affected by Nirvana," I'm assuming you mean "affected contemporaneously with their rise in popularity).

Are you kidding? He was born to play Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

Hmmm… I'm not sure if I've ever heard of Gen X ending as late as 1982. I was born in '81, and when everyone was talking about Gen X in the mid-90s, I was definitely not considered part of that group.