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This has something to do with the Mayweather-McGregor fight, I know it.

Listen to eps 60, 99, and 122, and thank me later. (Also the two Sorkin episodes.)

This week's Chapo can be best summed up as follows:

The other best part of the Mormons considering Independence as the Garden of Eden is that now it's basically a ton of car dealerships and strip malls. (My family's all from Brookside, even though most of us are in STL now.)

STOP TALKING SO I CAN PLAY THE SONG THAT MOCKS YOU!

Hearing Stu go off on ESPN for spending a whole hour interviewing him for the 30 for 30 about Mike and the Mad Dog, only for his appearance in the finished product being him singing the first line of the show's theme song, is classic Stu.

Chapo Trap House announced they're doing another Tabletop Gaming episode. This is important, because the last time the Dry Boys played Call of Cthulu it was widely regarded as one of their best episodes, giving us such greatness as White Jazz Spoken Word, a strange conspiracy centered around Giovanni Podesta, who

You'll have to get through a Doctor Who first. (And no, not one of the Scottish or working-class ones: the one all the fans go apeshit over.)

Yes, and they have Francesa/Russo sound-alikes who do a quite funny live show.

NOTHING CAN GET BY 'EM, TURN IT ON AND TRY 'EM, MIKE AND THE MAD DOOOG, W-F-A-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Sadly, we never got to see Bobby Hill's prop comedy career take off.

YOU DON'T GET THE SHOW!

The only time I can stomach SAS is when Dan Le Batard/Stugotz/The Dirty Demon of Debate/Fats and Info stops everything the show is currently doing to watch First Take and comment on it.

A THEORY: Adam Friedland, your favorite unfortunate-looking South African Jew, should become an official Chapo Volcel Dry Boy. They've had him on three times now, sadly all on subscriber-only shows, and each time has been arguably funnier than the last one.

One of the worst "what could have been"s involving the DCAU is that they were all dead-set to do a Blue and Gold episode (written by JM DeMatteis, who wrote the beloved Justice League International) but it got shot down because of a weird rights dispute dating back to the 1940s, when the Blue Beetle (and not even the

…This, right here, is another big reason why Donnie won. When the GOP establishment is openly saying that you all should die (google that Kevin Williamson article from National Review), and the Dems openly disdain you because your vocabulary wasn't honed at an Ivy or NESCAC school, and this guy comes around saying

Mate, you MIGHT want to use a source other than Daniel Pipes. He's more than a bit shit.

#FreePissPigGrandad

It's also a wildly stupid belief that totally discounts the human element of resentment many people who aren't in those areas feel towards "those people" kowtowing to them.