Its door-chime sound effect better be either a starting pistol or a dancehall air-horn.

The thunder sound effects are perfect for the Dragon of Budapest.

Non, regrette rien…
Non, je ne regrette rien…

Decaffinated?

Excuse me, but you need to mention the important thing about this week's Chapo, namely that it has an intro from a certain someone named GOOORRRRRKKAAAAA!

It's a phrase that's used commonly in Indian English and has seeped through into certain Internet corners.

Just do the needful and try both Chapo and socialism.

They dropped the Chapo live show and it was glorious, especially Felix's rant about Cubs fans and Tankie Virgil.

Favorite Gillian Darmody moments, anyone?

THAT'S A THREE-POINTER

The last episode I saw of his was him singing the praises of a shop in Denver that made Argentine empanadas. He actually does a lot of "you wouldn't expect (x) in (y), but here's this place that makes it and people like it".

I have a visceral and utter hatred for The Dilemma because the plot revolves around a "die-hard" Chicago Blackhawks fan having to choose between Winona Ryder and Jennifer Connolly, and as a fan of the Shitehawks' biggest rival I'd like to point out that fans of a team that employs known rapist Patrick Kane deserve…

FUCK YEA @LOWENAFFCHEN

Admittedly, I'm surprised Denis hasn't written more about his childhood: from the bits of what I've read about it (for instance, he described his family's idea of "exotic food" as ketchup on spaghetti), the story of the son of two poor Irish immigrants in '60s/'70s Worcester could be interesting.

I saw it before Lady Macbeth a couple weeks ago, and between it and a preview for Landline I thought to myself, "I honestly think I'm too Midwestern and Catholic for this shit."

Union busting.

He's a good 'un.

Having lived through this in St Louis, I will not be seeing this documentary, but will leave you with this thread from noted good Twitter person @RickyRawls (2 time Chapo guest and host of his own decent podcast) about how people like the activists in this film pretty much hijacked Ferguson for their own gain: https://…

TODAY ON "WHEN KEEPING IT WOKE GOES WRONG": The Root, where miscegenation is now bad.

YOU SHALL CONFORM! YOU SHALL START POSTING LOVE AND HIP HOP GIFS TO REACT TO THINGS! YOU SHALL START CARING ABOUT TEN ARTICLES A DAY ABOUT TENNIS! YOU! SHALL! CONFORM!