Yes, yes, I'm going to shill for Chapo Trap House here, but which do you prefer: justice, or development?

STANLEY CUPDATE HAD HIS CAR IN THE SHOP BECAUSE A SQUIRREL ATE THROUGH A WIRING HARNESS—BUT SHE'LL BE RIGHT, HIS MECHANIC ACTUALLY HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO HIM AND HAS A WAY TO KEEP ANIMALS OUT OF YOUR ENGINE BAY IF YOU PARK OUTSIDE
LEAFS 2-5 CAPS (series tied, 2-2): A pretty good game if you saw it, Washington…

STANLEY CUPDATE WAS REFEREEING LOCAL INLINE HOCKEY AND THUS MISSED MOST OF THE GAMES (all home teams listed first)
CBJ 5-4 Pens (Pittsburgh leads series 3-1): The Jackets, minus Zach Werenski for obvious facial injuries, got a reprieve and will play again down Highway 70 in a couple days.
Rangers 2-1 Habs (series tied…

STANLEY CUPDATE IS DOING THE #BUCCIOVERTIMECHALLENGE (all games went to OT, and all home teams are listed first, as is proper)
Leafs 4-3 Caps (Toronto leads series 2-1): Could it be? Could the annual Caps Playoff Collapse® be happening against a Tronna team that actually merits the hype?
Bruins 3-4 Sens (Ottawa leads…

The Dollop released their Chapo cross-over episodes, where they talked about the NYC Orange Riots (Felix and Will guested on this) and Bill the Butcher (Matt and Virgil). I've only listened to the Orange Riots ep because it hits a few spots for me (namely leftist comedy and bashing Huns), but it was great.

STANLEY CUPDATE, CHOCOLATE AND HAM EDITION (home teams listed first, as is proper)

I think I've admitted before that, amongst Archer women, Cheryl Tunt would be my preference.

Since Palmer ain't around, STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS UPDATE (home teams listed first, as is proper)

Oh, that's already on. Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, Simply Southern/Rowdy Gentlemen, "REAGAN/BUSH '84" gear is all the rage amongst a good-sized portion of millennials.

RIP Wade Boggs

All you need to know is that Mac invented an exercise bike called the "Ass-Pounder 4000".

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to LATE CAPITALISM!

/posts reaction gif from Love and Hip Hop or a Real Housewives show
//immediately gets pitch to write for Teen Vogue or MTV

I wish I could have as much fun doing something as James Adomian does voicing Sebastian Gorka.

GORKA RETURNED TO CHAPO THIS WEEK!

Yeah, I fixed it.

THURSDAY (does this count?) Saw Trainspotting 2. It was good, not quite as good as the original, but I did enjoy all the nods to continuity (I wasn't the only person mouthing the "This lassie's been glassed!" scene when Spud re-counted it in his memoirs. Also, the Orange Lodge scene was fucking hilarious, doubly so…

Can we just talk about the greatness of the new intro sequence?

I remember reading they named the families Bundy and Rhoades because some of the writers liked wrestling as kids, specifically King Kong Bundy and Dusty Rhodes.

Over on Jalopnik (the only car website worth reading), whenever the Cadillac Allanté is brought up, you know someone WILL mention the Bundy Bounce.