So the Power Rangers now will sign about 50 4-star or above recruits a year, eat nothing but Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies, and lose big games with precious little seconds on the clock to likable, offensively-minded ag-school teams?

GGG isn't the one ducking Canelo: it's Alvarez who would rather fight noted fat shithead Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. at his stupid catchweight than go against the best.

REAL TALK: I'd likely see a film with Gennady Gennadyevich Golovkin in the staring role.

Sadly, most of Gary Anthony Williams' best lines from The Boondocks cannot be reprinted in this space. (As, for that matter, are most of the greatest lines from that show.)

#4—didn't his fight with Manny Pacquiao just get called off? (Oh, wait, that's AMIR Khan, not AAMIR Khan.)

They need to get him and Tim Heidecker to do an Alex Jones-Off.

Whoever did the Sebastian Gorka impression in the cold-open to this week's Chapo deserves a medal. (Also, the discussion of that dreadful "Bluexit" article from The New Republic is a must-listen.)

Does the Pope shit in the woods? (They even came out and admitted it yesterday that Trump articles get, on average, several thousand more views than other content.)

Sadly Al Martino passed on a few years back, because I've got a bloody horse's head that needs to be used for something.

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday…

If memory serves, they originally wanted Winona Ryder to play that role, only for her to drop out due to "illness" that just so happened to coincide with the shooting schedule for Edward Scissorhands.

LU-CA BRA-SI (clap, clap, clapclapclap)

This is something I've said before: the reason younger men who are more "rugged" don't get into acting as much is because at most US high schools, the main way to get into "drama" is through musicals, which already have a bit of a reputation but also…well, not everyone can sing well.

Thank you, Simone.

He's not going to demand Dean Cain's dressing room on Dancing With The Stars, is he?

Y'know, a few months ago on this here site, saying I was a fan of #1 would have had me raked over the coals because of her political opinions.

Which is worse: the AV Club TV show or the Barstool Sports TV show?

Are you 'avin' a laugh? Is 'e 'avin' a laugh?

"How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?"
"No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair. Never the hair."
"But there must be…

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