#4: it's a damn shame she's a Scientologist.

Some people weren't likin' it!

Do it. Amongst other classic episodes, you get: when the volcel dry-boys played a tabletop game (Call of Cthulu, to be exact) that involved much phrenology, mocking of Chris Cilliza and Pizzagate, and valor theft; Jeff Jacoby's letters to his son Caleb; multiple installments in the Chapo Reading Series; and them…

Did you know that his wife is a Hearst? And that he hates sportsball, except tolerates his mother's extreme love of football? Hey, let's hear him talk about sobriety again!

THIS WEEK IN PATREON'S NUMBER ONE PROJECT, "CHAPO TRAP HOUSE"
—Two incredible eps, with Derek Davison going on the free show to talk about Trump's odd-as-all-hell surrogate/advisor/CHUD Sebastian Gorka, then a look-over the Middle East
—For you Grey Wolves, we had a new installment in the Chapo Reading Series with David…

Not one reference yet to his daddy's tools, and how he ain't building no bookcase?

SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKA!

WOOOOOO!

#6: /laughs quite distinctively
#15: /confuses himself with Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm
#26: THIS IS TOO DAMN LOW FOR JIMMY JAMES, MACHO BUSINESS DONKEY WRESTLER, SERGEANT BARBER GUILLAUME FONTAINE DE LA TOUR DAUTRIEVE, AND GASTON BULLOCK MEANS!

MEEGAN, YOUR JACKET!

Call me when our favorite volcel Dry Boys get their own show.

The heck ya mean?

WELCOME TO DULOC! SUCH A PERFECT TOWN!
HERE WE HAVE SOME RULES, WE MUST LAY THEM DOWN,
PLEASE KEEP OFF OF THE GRASS, SHINE YOUR SHOES, WIPE YOUR…FACE,
DULOC IS, DULOC IS, DULOC IS A PERFECT PLACE!

#3: I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK! (He was also good playing apartheid-era South Africa's most wanted white man in Stander.)
#14: shouldn't I call you Zazu?

It's like there's some sort of common thread there!

Only the shows they can easily shoe-horn a reference to the Trump administration in the headline, mind.

The Shit Account Tournament guys had a "write your best @IfHillaryHad tweet" thing, and I made their top-whatever list for saying that Hill would have gotten a matching fallopian-tube tattoo with Matt McGorry.

Lazy lazy, fatty fatty, gaijin, whee!

(in reference to Pam) It's like, if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.

EELS UP INSIDE YA
FINDIN AN ENTRANCE WHERE THEY CAN
EELS UP INSIDE YA
FINDIN AN ENTRANCE WHERE THEY CAN
BORIN' THRU YOUR MIND, THRU YOUR TUMMY, THRU YOUR ANUS
EELS!