My Stone Cold Classics:

WHAT EVER'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, CALPERNIA?

#6: By Grabthar's hammer…what a savings.

Indeed, it had arguably the best "romantic shenanigans" scene ever: where Dr. Frasier Crane and Dr. Lillith Sternin went on a TV show about psychology.

Vonnegut's from three-and-a-half hours east in Indy, so it's not surprising.

What about Blues games? Now that they've got a 350-lb weight off their bench, they're playing brilliant hockey!

While the only time I'll turn on Hallmark Channel is when they're re-running Cheers or Frasier (because I'm a hard-bitten young man who highly doubts his own love life will approach anything in these films), any mention of Hallmark will lead me to say how my parents, born and raised in Kansas City and damn proud of…

What the hell are you talking about? This is 1874, you'll be able to sue her!

I forgot he cast his useless brother as Greg Sestero.

#19: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the West. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

We understand.
—Signed,
A Large Amount of Men and A Somewhat Smaller Amount of Women Born in the Years 1978-1990, Inclusive

Remember the college basketball player from a few years ago, Chief Kickingstallionsims?

Chapo this week had Tim Heidecker, the Godfather of Weird Twitter (and someone whose humor I've never liked or gotten) on the free show, but had two good premium episodes—Felix talking about MMA and how it intersects with politics (a number of top fighters are from Chechnya and Kadyrov is a big fan, plus the Gulf…

Ken Jirkman is also rapidly showing herself to be an absolute dumbass on Twitter.

"Fuck Nick Cannon."—Dave Chappelle at age 30

Hey, #81—got any Beeman's?

Is a Wookie a bear, Control?

I was more shocked that everyone also whiffed on Madonna going to Meesheegan. (They also mentioned Ashley Judd in the McConnell/UK clue, and if anyone watches college basketball they'd know she's the ur-Cats fan.)

But what about its spin-off, Speed Reading? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You spelled Turd Ferguson wrong.