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THE ONES I CAN ACTUALLY ADD TO THIS:
-Lucky, Dusty, Ned and Jefe are character names from what film?
Three Amigos!
-In Romy And Michelle's High School Reunion, what invention did Romy and Michelle claim to invent? Bonus: what did Alan Cumming's character actually invent?
Post-It Notes (Bonus: Shoe rubber)

KEEP SUMMER SAFE

I have a pair of Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez PF Flyers. And yes, people have commented favorably on them.

Question is: will Fox S&P let Kaitlin Olson say "GODDAMNIT!" on broadcast TV? Because she's really, REALLY good at doing that.

Just please, PLEASE don't make me have to see the advert with the rabbits singing "Anaconda" ever again.

I Saw The Light is especially bad because it's got SOFT SOUTHERN OLD ETONIAN OXBRIDGE TORY SCUM TOFF WANKER Tom Hiddleston playing Hank Williams, arguably the most American country singer there is.

He'll always be Owen Sleater to me.

Did you know that in Italy, it's a Christmas/New Year's tradition to watch Trading Places?

This is one of those lists where I look at it and say to myself: who the fuck are half these people?

You want to heah me tell ah joke?

The league said that gambling-related names were haram.

RICHARD FUCKING HARROW!

I want to watch this show strictly to see if Robert Carlyle suddenly snaps and turns into either Francis "Franco" Begbie, the scourge of Leith, or better yet Albie Kinsella, the man who wanted to get justice for the 96 by any means necessary.

Hell, all the Chapo running gags (Milo Yabbadabbadooupolous, Ross Douthat and Ron Fournier, LOVE (clap) THAT (clap) BOY (clap), volcel/the Gorilla Mindset, Felix's Jared Kushner impression, their—highly accurate—views of Hamilton) are fucking gold.

Tabernak!

The intro of that Chapo episode, with the copious use of Democrat Voice (I MAY NOT BE Dale Earnhardt, BUT I hit a FUCKING WALL because I COULDN'T turn LEFT!) is arguably the third-best intro they've done.

I'll do Good Place and replace it with Secrets and Lies.

Drop: The Good Place, The Great Indoors
Swap: Pitch, Secrets and Lies
Add: Bones, Riverdale, The Mick, Sleepy Hollow

Also, if Hitch pulls his head out of his ass, it'll also mean Yakupov will play against the club that drafted him #1 overall!

Oh, The Birth of a Nation, how far you fell. First the, shall we say, unsavory details about Nate Parker's past, then the film came out and it was kind of crap.