I'd like to think I'm clever for getting off work to see Blues vs Oilers in a couple Mondays, and thus a chance to see Connor McJesus vs The Tank in the flesh. (It'll be a good game, too—Edmonton is doing really well thus far, and the Blues are looking particularly inspired.)

Four Lions! Not Chris Morris' best work, but even his off-speed stuff is hilarious.

Tu eres puerco.

No, but considering both him and Elisha are in Goon 2 (Elisha playing a character that, from all accounts, sounds a LOT like Alex Kerkovich) that might be a plot point!

Elisha Cuthbert's husband Dion Phaneuf had a pretty good game tonight, getting an assist and having a goal chopped off because of a goalie-interference challenge (which are bullshit)—however, it didn't matter that much, as Jack Eichel scored on his return and Buffalo beat Ottawa 5-4

LEICESTER! LEICESTER!

Why are Huns so bad at archery? Because they're We Arra Peepul.

Deadwood is getting a film at last check, so all us hooplehead cocksuckers can be a bit happy.

Who's that scootin' on a scooter, Fatty Doo-Doo
Who's got doodoo like a fatty scoot dee doo
Nobody scoots a fatty doo like you do
Scatty foo foo
Patty poo poo
White president, black president? I don't care!
Just scoop me up some doodoo and I'll be there
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I only know five chords!

DEATH PROOF! DEATH PROOF!

I watched a really bad BBC-TV movie called "We'll Take Manhattan" because it had Karen Gillan playing Jean Shrimpton at the height of the mod look.

The entire scene where the Quebec cop explains Quebec French profanities to the Ontario cop is a classic.

OOOOWWWNNN-ZUH, OOOOWWWNNN-ZUH

We're playing divorced guys!

Two rules here: no one touches my fucking Percosets, and have you got any fucking Percosets.

The Roman (from the great Youtube series Regular Car Reviews) posted a video of his adventures at NYC Comic-Con a while ago that included an attempt to put together the Silver Monkey in a set amount of time.

/gets out his daddy's tools
//yes, Chalky White owned

ARE YOU THREATENING ME????

And yet, she couldn't do the proper Harley Quinn accent/voice.

I watch a fair bit of rugby, and when you do so you can very easily tell Aussie, Kiwi and Saffer accents apart.