Full Season Pick: American Housewife, Thursday.

I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmac'd drives (in this country), men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of…

On behalf of everyone that didn't like that GJ,I! from yesterday, I say: ¡VAMOS LOS DOYERS!

And no, he did not understand the parallels saving the cats had to the Holocaust.

NO, FUCK YOU, INTERNET, MOSTLY BECAUSE THIS RENEWED CUBS SUPPORT HAS MADE SUPPORTING THE GLORIOUS ELEVEN-TIME CHAMPION ST LOUIS CARDINALS INTO A DISEASE AKIN TO BEING A TRUMP SUPPORTER

Since Palmer ain't here yet, and everyone here is too busy getting involved in political discussions, let's talk 'bout hockey!

We are so happy to be raised amongst catalogues.

To paraphrase the great Welsh socialist Aneurin Bevan: no amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Chicago Blackhawks that have inflicted these bitter experiences on me. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin.

SEE ALSO: Censoring the title of Don't Trust the Bitch in Apt. 23 (which I miss, and judging from her Twitter feed so does Krysten Ritter)

MANDATORY QUESTIONS WHENEVER SOMETHING INVOLVES MICHAEL SHANNON:
—Will he threaten to c*nt-punt someone in this?
—Will he try and sell an iron to someone in this?
—Will he run awkwardly in this?
—Will he get tickets to Wrestlemania in this?

All this does is make me wonder if the Met ever had one of these sorts of apartments, and if so why there was no side-plot on Mr. Robot of Angela buying it so she could live out her Claudia Kincaid fantasies.

His descent into becoming a tabloid punchline, though, has been really sad. Hell, if you look up Gazza's life when he was just a kid in Gateshead (abject poverty, the sudden death of multiple close friends, a gambling addiction, and becoming his family's main breadwinner—all before turning 16) you can kinda see he was…

Thankfully this is changing now, as the Prestige TV® model of shorter seasons spread out is becoming the norm here in the States. (I prefer it to the Netflix/Amazon model of "throw everything out at once and expect your audience to have enough free time to #binge it", because either I don't have the time and patience…

Simple: they'll just dub Robin Williams' voice over Vinnie Jones.

Would you say that it's because of number of episodes or number of seasons? Cold Feet, which is basically the British equivalent of Friends (up to and including Helen Baxendale!), ran for five original seasons of 30 episodes, and no-one complained when they brought everyone except Baxendale's character, because she…

Is my mind deceiving me, or did The AV Club just publish a newswire/GJ,I! that didn't have someone who made their bones 10 years ago MURDERDEATHKILLING Trump? It's a minor miracle!

First, oh, about 5 seasons of Friends were good. Then the horribleness of the characters began to come to the fore.

The Billdozer did turn out to get around a fair bit—the D'Haute Rive girls, Gov. Richards, Laoma, Reverend Stroup, and a few others.

I have a much-needed day off today, after managing a 86-team hockey tournament this weekend. "Barely controlled chaos" doesn't even begin to describe it.

GODDAMNIT, NOT ANOTHER MONTH OF THIS SHIT, Internet!