I thought the Alcazar ep of Futurama WAS the Married: With Children finale.

I know a few friends that look up restaurants that have been on Triple D when they're going on road-trips, because nine times out of ten you're getting good food if you go there.

Salt and Vinegar is getting a lot, LOT more popular down here in the States, as the more boutique chip companies (like Kettle, etc.) regularly have them. (My sister's a big fan.)

I'm sorry, the correct answer was "himself".

Ever hear the song "Love Me, I'm a Liberal"? Ochs described these people quite well in the intro to it: An outspoken group on many subjects, ten degrees to the left of center in good times, ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally.

IF HE WAS GREEN LANTERN, HIS COSTUME WOULD BE GREEN, NOW WOULDN'T IT?

I'm the same way with Tim Hortons, though I've been there more times than I have Five Guys.

THOSE were the chips that confused the hell out of my mother when we lived in Detroit, and she worked with a guy that was obsessed with them and would regularly go over to Windsor and pick up a few bags.

All-dressed chips? Never heard of 'em.

Yeah, yeah, that Simpsons quote.

It's a chain if you are only in Important American Cities (you know, The Coasts/Chicago/Las Vegas).

What about its Australian cousin, Vegemite? (The secret is to put butter down on the bread first, then a thin layer of Vegemite, then some cheese.)

It's all either GJ,I! junk from Reddit or Buzzfeed, Phil Ochs Liberal political takes (which I admit, it IS an election year, but it's still Phil Ochs Liberalism), or entries into the Late Night Clips Derby. But that pays the bills and brings the clicks.

You mention Tom Everett Scott, but not the greatest thing he ever did?
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That's right, voice Booster Gold in the DCAU. (Though That Thing You Do! is a FUCKING STONE COLD CLASSIC.)

Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker!

Probably not: she's credited as Eva Glatt in the upcoming sequel.

Swoosie Kurtz was also in arguably one of the greatest films of all time, Slap Shot.

/cracks a delicious Schlafly beer, because Phyllis hated the branch of the Schlafly clan that started the St Louis Brewery and tried to sue them out of existence for "bringing the family name into disrepute"
//she lost, the (name redacted)

No.

I learned about it at my first football game as an undergrad—MU versus Illinois, Ed Jones Dome in STL. This was before smartphones and when ESPN Mobile on your Razr was seen as a luxury, so when that came up on the out-of-town boards it made EVERYONE go crazy.