I do too, but the bags of cash and quality recruits from TN/the Carolinas/FL/GA are too good to pass up. Although some of our best players lately have come from KC, St Louis, and the East Side.

Since when did Derry, ME move down below the Mason-Dixon Line?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE BE UPSTANDING FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Same, and I also miss Katy the maid.

Actually, now that you mention it I remember watching that version of "Much Ado" in junior-year English class at Da []_[] (High). The second Keanu opened his yap the entire class broke out laughing, and later on in the film someone yelled "I AM AN EFF-BEE-EYE AGENT!" when he was on screen.

Ah, Paz De La Huerta, the person whose departure from Boardwalk Empire improved the show by a massive order of magnitude, mostly because it set in motion the running plot line that the quality of Enoch's side-pieces improved season-by-season: first Lucy, then (technically) Margaret Catherine Sheila Rohan Schroeder,…

KEANU REEVES! YOUR ACCENT DESTROYED WHAT SHOULD ALL RIGHTS HAVE BEEN AN INCREDIBLE FILM IN BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA! WHO THE FUCK WOULD HAVE BELIEVED JOHNNY UTAH WOULD HAVE BEEN A MIDDLE-CLASS SOLICITOR IN VICTORIAN ENGLAND? NO ONE, AND YET YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO EVEN RESEARCH AN ACCENT! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, SIR!

We are truly so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogues.

This isn't a bee. This is a dog dressed as a bee.

Sadly, most of its great "kids swearing" quotes can't be said here.

I have a thing for upper-middle-class girls who may seem uptight and nuts in public, but in private are a bit…different.

I've said this before, but Parker Posey's character in Best in Show has at times influenced my taste in women.

The MACCABEES!

http://www.wnyc.org/story/a…

Full Frontal is getting warmer, especially when you find out that Sam Bee/Jason Jones are against a school re-zoning proposal in the Upper East Side because they don't want their kids' school to also have kids that come from a housing project.

Read some of the actual reviews: it gets dinged for not being "empathetic" or not making us clearly root for Dr Brown over Gamby/Russell.

That's more attributable to the symbiotic relationship AVC has with Cam Esposito, which to this day I still can't parse. Maybe they drank together or something, since they're both originally from Chicago.

The deepest irony of Seth Meyers coming up with the term is his recent Late Night monologues, which have basically existed to get Facebook/Twitter/Buzzfeed etc. shares, or the online equivalent of clapter.

The thing is, most "big" recent stand-up has become 75% clapter, 25% jokes. This may be because of the move to make routines more one-person shows (Tig Notaro, Aziz Ansari, Maria Bamford, etc.), it might be because it's an election year and most of the modern stand-up audience is pretty much ideologically homogenous,…

Didn't know that Silicon Valley was "clapter".