Celebrities—they're JUST LIKE US!

Has she ever told you to take this job and shovel it?

Dr Asquith! This is a bawdy 1970s hospital! Please stick to using innuendo!

HENNIMOOOOOOORE!

Oh, and that's a bad miss.

He was also a talisman for the Florida Panthers' playoff run this season!

You missed Sandra Bullock's greatest role, that of Lenina Huxley in the grossly underrated Demolition Man. She could mangle '90s slang and get fined one-half credit for a sotto voce violation of the Verbal Morality Statute all day and look great doing it.

The best part of the Michael Larson story was that he was batshit: "In November 1984, Larson learned about a local radio show promotion promising a $30,000 prize for matching a $1 bill's serial number with a random number read out on the air. Over several days, he withdrew his remaining winnings in $1 bills, examined…

SLAINTE!

POCKET SAND!

Especially his late-night routine: sitting around in his briefs, drinking Alamo and watching Sanford and Son.

Your honor, I can see you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted to do was make her into a book. I have too many good anuses in front of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.

My response: if you want empathy, go watch Steven Universe.

Beautifully fucking illustrated.

Apparently when Danny Boyle and Irvine Welsh were first discussing casting, Welsh said that he always thought Begbie should be this big, brick shithouse of a man. That was until they had Carlyle read for the part, and both men said that they remembered little guys who had that attitude when they were in their late…

That means fuck-all! It's a sympathy vote.

That and her insistence that Gamby pronounce Blythe Saison's name right.

Plus him making Hee Chol's (I think that's her name's) tea…extra special.

Oooh-wee, he's getting better now, oooh-wee!

I was able to get mine to work: however, I was lucky enough to get a Disqus account with the same user name and picture. (Still, the history of the many, MANY AVC posts I've made didn't transfer over. Which kinda sucks—at times I like reading my posts throughout history.)