Will this show how much of a moron Roberto was in the run-up to the No Mas fight, where he spent more time eating and screwing than he did training?

WE'RE THE BEARS THAT SING FOR DUKE, DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH!
DRINKIN' MOONSHINE TIL WE PUKE, OH-DEE-DOO-DAH-HICCUP!

I remember Pamela telling her family about how Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker.

I heard what you did to Chane Wassanasong. Unforgivable! But then I heard what you did to your father. Very funny! So I'm conflicted.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

IT'S TIME TO LEARN A LESSON!
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IT'S A LESSON ABOUT BUILDING EQUITY THROUGH RENTAL PROPERTIES!

He needed more…zazz.

Ah, Redd Foxx: it's a shame the man described by Malcolm X as "the funniest dishwasher on this earth", whose party records are still fresh and brilliantly raunchy, who inspired Richard Pryor and Chris Rock and Luther Campbell to do what they did, died because people thought he was doing the "I'm coming, Elizabeth!"…

Indeed there was!

Two interesting notes:
—Jared Padalecki's wife, Gen (who appeared on Supernatural as the second Ruby and then again as a version of herself in the brilliant "The French Mistake") had to get police protection when pregnant…because obsessed fans of Supernatural sent her death threats because it ruined their belief that…

"Be True To Your School", by the pre-Pet Sounds Beach Boys.

There's too many brands that kids here (in a Midwestern city, goddamnit) wearing Southern ________ shirts, they all look the same and it's too damn hard to keep each make and who it appeals to straight! Why back in my day…/foams at the mouth and falls over backwards

You know who else got their start on Almost Live!?

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

I mentioned elsewhere how much I love how Hill-McBride-DGG productions are bang-on in terms of setting, and his all-Vineyard Vines/Southern Marsh/Simply Southern/etc. wardrobe is both hilarious and on-point for a certain class of male in the Carolinas.

No, ma'am. It's an iron.

I'll always miss the Eli Thompson/Nelson Van Alden Power Hour.

Sidenote: I love that HBO keeps letting Jody Hill/David Gordon Green/Danny McBride set their shows in their native Carolinas, because I don't think anyone else on TV does a better job of conveying a setting as they do with NC/SC.

I believe those are called Nantucket Reds.

She also was on the receiving end of the Aunt Jemima Treatment in Stripes.