Don't forget the screw in the tuna!

In a world…where there's eight Jan Michael Vincents…and sixteen quadrants…

Greetings, friend! Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now—so use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude! 724 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay—eternal happiness is just a dollar away!

In one of these cities: however, I've got work at that time.

It's not that they "banned" it—China's film censorship board only allows a set quota (I think, at last reference, it was around 32) of Hollywood films to be screened in Chinese cinemas.

MORE POISON—I MEAN, TEA????

This is what I've been saying all along, and you're seeing it in say, every third review (and this one counts as well): everyone who is on one side of the culture war that has been fought about this film is saying it succeeded and is better than the original, everyone on the other is calling it the worst thing since…

Kelly Leak: the air hockey-hustlin', Harley-ridin', Amanda Whulitzer-datin', helmet-flippin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-dealin' SON OF A GUN!

SO many great music choices tonight: Lupe Fiasco's "Daydreaming" during the opening scene (with Joey Bada$$ as Elliott's Seinfeld-obsessed friend), the aforementioned Phil Collins, plus The Go! Team's "Bull In The Heather" when Angela tuned out.

Hey, Kenny Powers transcends race!

I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE, I WILL SAY IT AGAIN—Tom Hooper has made one great film (The Damned United), and that was more because of the performances.

It ended with an ad for Beats headphones. IT ENDED WITH AN AD FOR BEATS HEADPHONES.

How dare you insult Sir Patrick Stewart without mentioning his true greatest role: Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA!

Today, a very important rapper/activist here in STL (he was one of the big names from Ferguson) reacted to the Sanders speech by tweeting this: https://twitter.com/TefPoe/…

In the grand tradition of Whovian (with whom I share an appreciation of Miss Vanessa Ives):

My wife, Eleanor.

I think he's talking about Misha Collins, not Sam.

No, you see, only the #disruptors deserve good things. And creating a stupid video qualifies as #disruptive these days.

Please, please don't tell me you read 162 Games of Cardinals.

That, plus I don't think it was filmed on Academy 35 mm (although maybe von Trier has relaxed that requirement, what with lack of film stock and everybody moving over to digital).