Jon Glaser's standup
This appears to have grown out of a standup bit Jon Glaser did that was on the 2005 "invite them up" album. It's frickin' hilarious and worth seeking out.

You have never heard this joke before
You are from Coldplays and married to Gwyneth Paltrows

Where is wallace string where is wallace.

Thanks to Rummy
they are now at least *known* unknown unknowns, instead of unknown unknown unknowns.

my favorite part
IMDB-roll!

THE GREAT AVCLUB CONTENT AUTO-RECYCLER-O-MATIC
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Santa AMB
I hope she and Michael Blackson can get married someday.

Yeah, too bad Orson Welles couldn't come back to help out that shitty second one.

My young padawan
Back to the drawing board, punk goes!

Old Joe's cocaine throat
swollen like a ribbit in a junkyard frog

Oh, poor John French. Nobody held a gun to his head.

Listen to Frownland. You can hear a perfectly good, normal pop song in there if you just listen to the vocals. If you have any experience with music, you can probably imagine what chords would back him up if he were going that way. Because he would have considered that boring (I guess), he mashed that song up with…

The Chunks 2
That subtitle really should have been "Chunky Chunky Christmas." I'm taking offers, NBC…

In all fairness to Ryan Gosling, he's made it very far in the world by non-reptilian-humanoid standards.

There are stable individual differences in personality traits like agreeableness and conscientiousness, which cause some people to be generally nicer than other people across different domains of behavior.

Fireman
So, you've named your band after a line in the chorus of a not-that-good Jawbreaker song, which was the only one to receive some mainstream attention and have a music video shot. Those are some deep punk roots you're showing there, guys. Maybe you can name your next band You and Me Have a Disease.

You mean my whole *fallacy* is wrong!
How odd that such a famous line was immediately followed by an awkward, flubbed one. C'mon Woody, I know it's a long continuous take and the guy's doing you a favor and his time is valuable, but try one more take!

and how about The Beatles… It's like Beetles but with a delicious pun!

Holy crap. Bush got back together and is putting out a new album in three months.

"…"
"He's gone!"