Shit, I and all the vegetarians I know were just about to have a Ted Nugent listening party. Maybe Kid Rock or Limp Bizkit could sub in?

He referred to the quality of the episodes as "mostly good to great". "A little too perfect" was a joke, and in reference to its ratings success. Do they send Kid van Pervert to post on stories that need to be glanced at, misunderstood, and complained about?

The ageless vitality of independent film
Congrats in advance to Ilisa Barbash, Jeff Malmberg, or Lynn True & Nelson Walker, who will be honored for succeeding independently of corporate funding with the Aveeno(R) Truer Than Fiction award.

Harrison Ford and the Living

@When Are They…
If it doesn't fit the requirements of that genre, maybe it isn't part of that genre. Ree wasn't doing detective work. She was influencing people as best she could with limited information about their relevance to the overall problem. Most of what we saw was her trying to get people to help her, and I…

AV Focus: Natalie Portman/Darren Aronofsky, Sponsored by BLACK SWAN
Interesting idea for an ad. I actually clicked on it! And it didn't show me anything stupid!

A Blaffair to Rememblack: Ahhahahahahahahhahahha

Serious business
Sean, I expect better of you. The death of Earth's six billion people in 2012 is no laughing matter.

Murderin'
So I guess this counts as entertainment news because the guy happened to have a few brief jobs in the entertainment industry?

*holds envelope to head*
Jack Coleman, Stephen Tobolowsky, and 45 hours of my time.

An interpretation
Are you having a laugh?!

It's gonna be a Star Trek reference at least 52% of the time around here.

So it's a huuuuuuuuge spoiler?!

Well shoot
Now I'm going to have to actually watch Tony Danza in something. And my sister's a teacher in a rural hellscape where the only cable stations are in Spanish (no, the fact that it's all Mexican immigrants is not what makes it a hellscape), so maybe she'll enjoy the DVD.

"I am constant as the northern star."
"—I'd give real money if he'd shut up."

Front page
what a remarkably realistic rendering of Elvis Costello this game has!

in the comics (where we never see any evidence that any organized authority has survived)
Isn't that, er, kind of a minor spoiler?

Look not into the mind of the eight-year-old boy
If I had seen this when I was a little kid, I'm fairly certain it would have been the best moment of my life up to that point. Hell, I got excited about Wheel of Fortune… I can see why my parents might not have wanted me to be exposed to a transparent (not…

Good lord
What is up with this comments board? "I hate Tom Servo's new voice!!!"

Dear "Hey, Shitheads!": you realize that "You're going to forget you even read it by the next day anyway" is approximately equal in dickitude to what the other guy originally said, right?