Holy fuck, I'm in.

Bob Saget = White Danny Pudi, apparently.

Yeah, while she was off on her little European adventure, who renewed her law license for her? Those things typically expire at the end of the calendar year, and most bars don't let your license just sit in limbo for too long. I can't imagine, in the midst of everything going on around her, that she took the time to…

Red lasers = 25%

A-. My inner 13-year-old quibbled, but loved it.

I give this news five MeowMeowBeanz!

I see Nebraska every day. Because I live there.

The less-well-known San Francisco Treat.

Time Bandits and Somewhere in Time.

Is there something to the fact that during Hook's "good" flashback, it *wasn't* perpetual night-time in Neverland?

My money's on something incredibly lame and groan-inducing, like: "As long as you keep Neverland in your heart, you'll never actually leave it."

Isn't Dracula the eldest in the sexy-vampire genre?

Solid. I like this show, and I think I shall continue to watch it.

I think there is only one Cinnabon *anywhere* in Nebraska, and it's in Omaha.

#3 movie of all time.

Or Madison County. Or Burt County … well, you get the idea.

Hey, that looks like scenic Garfield County!

Nazis … I hate these guys.

Internet Devil looks suspiciously like Robot Devil, but sounds like Robin Williams. It's weird.

I'll admit that I laughed when the airbag deployed.