That hairline comparison to Jenkins came off as oddly ruthless. 

"You see, I bought Instagram so I could dismantle it."

It's OK to give Community a grade lower than a B. Really, it is. I promise you. This episode was a C at best, and probably more like a D. 

O'Neal must not actually watch the show. Raylan has shot about three people since the first season ended.

Oh hey, a Kevin Federline reality program and album. These two things were totally
worth your time to write about and of interest to us to read about. Please go
back to writing about movies for this column. I beg of you.

I know, right? It was all over the map. And a lot of it was awkward (the way Raylan's conversation with the evil girl nurse at the hospital lurches from talking about kidneys to talking about "Dr. Blowjob") or just made no sense (why DIDN'T evil boy nurse actually take Dewey's kidneys?). Also, I think the show is…

Did this episode seem oddly disjointed to anyone else? The rhythm felt off. Was it just me? It's cool if it was. 

If any of you guys are in your early 30s and you didn't put Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities as your crush, then I submit that you are liars.

I will give you that the return of Puddy is the best thing about Season 9, easy.

Which I'm sure he totally would have done if his dad hadn't made Ghostbusters.

Man, I wish my dad made Ghostbusters so I could put together awesomely pointless stuff like this.

He was pretty good in the one with the alligator.

But it isn't!

Yeah, I don't know how they would have managed to dance around that with innuendo.

Oy, am I not a fan of Season 9. And "The Butter Shave" is my least favorite episode of the series. I remember watching it and thinking right after it aired "What…what happened?" Season 8 paved the way for a more cartoonish tone, but now Newman was imagining Kramer as a giant turkey and trying to eat him and we had…

I thought they missed a setup there to reveal that Kramer still has Little Jerry Seinfeld.

O'Neal's ass has a citrusy aroma that is intoxicating.

Why are so many non-O'Neals infiltrating Newswire lately? If it's not being reported by O'Neal, we don't need to know about it.

A little. The campaign ad episode was the first time I was actively annoyed by her. If she's that stupidly naive and idealistic about how she goes about her campaign, then she doesn't deserve to win.

"I don’t know that Ann is the best utilized part of the ensemble"