There's still plenty of interest in hosting the Olympics. I think the 2024 competition is down to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

Not unconscious. Only given Benadryl bc she's allergic to rapists.

Somebody tell Nerdlinger to get his bra bomb over here stat!

Have we reached Peak Party?

For the only time you got to ride in a car with a girl, I wish it had been a better experience for you.

Pff..the Wright Bros. had everything they needed to develop controlled flight in Ohio. Except wind, apparently.

Much of the southeast has a huge problem with feral giraffes.

It depends on his love for the following:

I'll admit it, I stole it. But only bc the other side of the postcard had a hilarious picture of an alligator biting a woman's bottom.

"Whenever I breathe out, you're breathing it in" is a line that pops into my head at least once a day.

Call me when I can experience zero G with Dan Castellaneta and a bag of ruffled potato chips. That's worth $10k.

It's like when "16 and Pregnant" and "Teen Mom" were really popular. I wanted in on it. But I was already in my 30's. And male. I still got on TV, though, only it was "To Catch a Predator". Totally worth it.

I have to question your definition of "legitimate" and also "now".

Well I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure after they arrest you they still have to give you the boat. Cuz of, like, double jeopardy I think.

I think police are doing fine with their fake "you won a boat" stings, as it's a proven fact that 87% of aspiring boat owners are sex offenders.

I would leave them up for the same reason. If your baby is gonna be stalked by a child predator, which they certainly will at some point, you want it to be a child predator who's too lazy to to hunt around looking for prey.

Ah, poor sweet confused Shipwreck.

I would read the WikiTribune daily if they correct Hagar The Horrible to make it funny. But I'm also afraid someone would out Lute, and that really should be his call.

I would like to point out some factual inaccuracies in this so-called article. "Of cock" requires at least 8-10 blank lines before it can be successfully employed.

It sounds like some of the people in payroll are pretty cool.