But the last couple minutes of "Other People's Lives" is the best part!

Luckily there's very few modern trends in either porn or sheds.

Ask Andy Rooney. I think he did a whole bit on this in the mid-90's. And now he's dead, so maybe just let it slide.

It's pronounced "Skippy"? Oh man, I've been WAY off.

Bigfoot is easy to find. He'll be at the county fairgrounds this Sunday…Sunday!…SUNDAY!!

"Emphasize the D" was the slogan for my short-lived yoga-pants-for-men startup.

I think Shatner could do a May/December romance story just fine. I'm not the only one who saw the erotic tension of the will they/won't they between him and Kaley Cuoco in those Priceline ads, right?

I was gonna joke "who is Jess Franco?" but I see you've tagged him as Jess Franco before. Along with the real Jess Franco, who apparently directed a film called "The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein". Although that sounds like it coulda been James Franco, too.

And a T.Rex ain't winning no beauty contest. C'mon!

Air Bud XXX
Marley & Me & My Girlfriend & Also Marley's Girlfriend
Where The Red Fern Grows

I can't wait to add a "5%er" patch to my motorcycle jacket.

No, that's correct. In the UK, though, they refer to it as a "left of passage".

Rocky Horror Tim Curry is available on top-loader models only.

There is a setting to make your clothes smell like Tim Curry. Does that help?

A wizard did it?

If you know a better way to scam people into fucking, I'm all ears.

Frankly, it sounds made up!

It's like there's no Jareds left to like. Seriously, name me one good Jared.

So Fucking IS his middle name? I thought that was just a line he used.

Is that what happened? I thought the vertical hold on my monitor was acting up.