It is confounding until you look back and see that Charles was halfway handsome as a younger man.

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Lena Dunham.

Pro tip: if you're taking a cue into the shower for sex, be sure to chalk it properly first.

JubJub is Selma's pet iguana, so I say double points for being a Simpsons fan, even if he mixed them up.

No , this is perfect. My dad's been looking for someone to talk about The Crown with.
Let me get him…

Little known fact: 1-800-FLOWERS is a wholly owned subsidiary of ESPN's Mike & Mike.

Goddamn you, Wade! Now the nightmares will return!

Man, on a hot day nothing is better than some cool refreshing watermelon. Have they invited Gallagher?

The problem there is you end up chasing the Spicy Nacho with a bag of Cool Ranch just to sleep at night. But then you gotta get the kids ready for school before work, so, yeah, maybe a Grab Bag of the Chili Lime as an eye opener. But coming down from that is harsh, so you take some classic Nacho Cheese to soften the…

I hope one of 'em talks funny. I don't even care which one!

So he used some guy's razor to deflate the balls?

I think you mean B&T "Big Game" edition. You trying to get us sued?

Rick had a name, man. Show some respect!

You might finally have a point. If ol' Bobby D could earn enough working at home to lease his own Land Rover Range Rover, maybe he could be more selective about his movie roles.

More of a frankincense man, eh?

The slang term for $500 million at FB is "half a cool".

If you can't recite the 7 gifts of the Holy Spirit, I think you have to try again next year.

That picture above definitely looks like the sort of place where an interesting murder would take place.

etpietro, please, these boys & girls sound very nice, but they're clearly nerds.

No, wolf-plowing. Don't take your kids.