He's up with the angels now…presumably crowning their asses.

Nah, this is too violent for Rusty. He's still investigating who stole his riding mower to power Fidel Castro's one-man escape sub.

"Mountain Time" was invented by advertisers at Anheuser-Busch as part of a campaign to sell Busch Light in the 80's. It's not even real!

I knew you could lift that sink if you tried hard enough.

Hey, stop calling my family members 'jokes'. Only I'm allowed to call them that.

I usually hate these, but…

Ok, but who invented the idea to put, like, 2 pieces of broccoli in it? Is that guy still alive?

Huh, everybody's got funny words for things, I guess. Here we call it "the number 4 combo".

Do I smoke it? Or inject it? Or just accept it into my heart?

The German version, wurstgesellschaft, on the other hand, is NOT ok for children.

He's not wrong, he's just an asshole.

Definitely. If the Zeke alliance had gone with Ken, they stood a much better chance of swaying Will to their side. Then it wouldve been down to Adam's ability to sniff out their target (and whether he wouldve been as inclined to save Ken anyway).

I'm jealous. I never did learn the wobble.

Good luck getting your soul back once it's stuck in a VCR. You can try prying it out with a butter knife but you're probably just gonna break it.

What am I looking at? Is this some sort of Rorschach test? Am I supposed to be aroused? Im not saying I am, unless that's the right answer.

We've been testing the Emergency Broadcast System for decades just to prepare us for this?

After the millions of dollars they sunk into that satellite-based Noid Avoidance system, this is peanuts.

Have no fears, we've got footage for years
Like, Kris becomes a robot
Maybe Rob gets a cell phone
Has Kim ever owned a bear?

Can I use a warp whistle to cut in line?

Which is hotter? Sexy angel silhouette or sexy devil silhouette?