I can only hope my death prompts a zoning law debate.

I vote "The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

Well, there was "Lower-back-tattoo Girl", but she was only briefly popular.

It's like the opposite of Pantera's A Vulgar Display of Velocity.

That comment was kinda meh. Is there an extended cut or live version you could provide that might make me reconsider the original?

I thought you were gonna say Days of Thunder, bc there were surprisingly few people of color in that movie.

Yeah, odd that they pinned themselves so specifically to a particular year. Isn't part of the fun of Archer that's it's never really clear what time they're supposed to be in?

I don't know what that is. Is it safe to Google it at work?

I also hear that people collect discarded "loser" babies so they can be used to offset gambling winnings. It's called being smart.

For tax purposes, I sold my baby to a management company and then leased it back from them. Saved a boatload on maintenance costs.

Hell, you might even get a Rolling Stone cover, if you're kinda swarthily handsome.

I always though aardvarks were aagnostic.

I always suspected David Spade commented here.

Pfft…call me when they make a robotic vagina.
No, seriously, call me.

I think he got this idea from all those cool NFL players who add an emphatic "THE" before their college when doing TV intros.

Damn, I can't pull off "80's-looking", just "ironic 80's-looking".

What's your question?

I was able to lower my Netflix fees by volunteering to be a petty thug for them, but I had to supply my own doorknobs, so it was pretty much a wash.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

(in condescending waiter voice)